1. Title Page
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. One hundred lyrics:
  5.     1 A certain Je ne sais quoi
  6.     2 A cloud in a box
  7.     3 After the event
  8.     4 A red letter day
  9.     5 Being boring
  10.     6 Bet she’s not your girlfriend
  11.     7 Between two islands
  12.     8 Birthday boy
  13.     9 Call me old-fashioned
  14.   10 Can you forgive her?
  15.   11 Casanova in hell
  16.   12 Decadence
  17.   13 Delusions of grandeur
  18.   14 Discoteca
  19.   15 DJ culture
  20.   16 Do I have to?
  21.   17 Don Juan
  22.   18 Dreaming of the Queen
  23.   19 Ego music
  24.   20 Electricity
  25.   21 Everything means something
  26.   22 Flamboyant
  27.   23 Friendly fire
  28.   24 Fugitive
  29.   25 Happiness is an option
  30.   26 Hell
  31.   27 Hey, headmaster
  32.   28 How can you expect to be taken seriously?
  33.   29 How I learned to hate rock ’n’ roll
  34.   30 I didn’t get where I am today
  35.   31 I made my excuses and left 
  36.   32 I’m with Stupid
  37.   33 Indefinite leave to remain
  38.   34 Integral
  39.   35 In the night
  40.   36 Invisible
  41.   37 It couldn’t happen here
  42.   38 It’s a sin
  43.   39 I want a dog
  44.   40 I wouldn’t normally do this kind of thing
  45.   41 Jack the Lad
  46.   42 King of Rome
  47.   43 King’s Cross
  48.   44 Leaving
  49.   45 Left to my own devices
  50.   46 Legacy
  51.   47 London
  52.   48 Love is a bourgeois construct
  53.   49 Love is a catastrophe
  54.   50 Luna Park
  55.   51 Memory of the future
  56.   52 Miserablism
  57.   53 My October symphony
  58.   54 Nervously
  59.   55 Nothing has been proved
  60.   56 Odd man out
  61.   57 Only the wind
  62.   58 Opportunities (Let’s make lots of money)
  63.   59 Rent
  64.   60 Requiem in denim and leopardskin
  65.   61 Sad robot world
  66.   62 Searching for the face of Jesus
  67.   63 Sexy Northerner
  68.   64 Shameless
  69.   65 Silver age
  70.   66 Single
  71.   67 So hard
  72.   68 So sorry, I said 
  73.   69 Suburbia
  74.   70 The calm before the storm
  75.   71 The dead can dance
  76.   72 The dictator decides
  77.   73 The former enfant terrible
  78.   74 The ghost of myself
  79.   75 The night I fell in love
  80.   76 The Pop Kids
  81.   77 The resurrectionist
  82.   78 The Sodom and Gomorrah Show
  83.   79 The sound of the atom splitting
  84.   80 The survivors
  85.   81 The theatre
  86.   82 The truck-driver and his mate
  87.   83 The view from your balcony
  88.   84 The white dress
  89.   85 This must be the place I waited years to leave
  90.   86 This used to be the future
  91.   87 To face the truth
  92.   88 Too many people
  93.   89 To speak is a sin
  94.   90 Twentieth century
  95.   91 Twenty-something
  96.   92 Up against it
  97.   93 West End girls
  98.   94 Wiedersehen
  99.   95 Yesterday, when I was mad
  100.   96 You choose
  101.   97 Young offender
  102.   98 You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
  103.   99 Your early stuff
  104. 100 Your funny uncle
  105. A Poem:
  106. Poem
     
  107. About the Author
  108. Copyright