I know what you think

It’s clear as mud in your eyes

We’re the plastic poseurs and prostitutes

you’ve obviously come to despise

But you don’t know nothing

You’re not hot enough to matter

You don’t understand the glamorous life

a dream that no one can shatter

We’re shameless, we will do anything

to get our fifteen minutes of fame

We have no integrity, we’re ready to crawl

To obtain celebrity we’ll do anything at all

I’m ambitious

Believe me, I’m going to be big

I’m a slave to glamour

applause and clamour

my make-up, my wardrobe, my wigs

Don’t call me pathetic

I’m harder than you’ll ever guess

relentlessly tough

’cause when the going gets rough

the tough get their pictures in the press

We’re shameless, we will do anything

to get our fifteen minutes of fame

We have no integrity, we’re ready to crawl

To obtain celebrity we’ll do anything at all

Tell me you love me

Admit it, you’re really impressed

Would it not amuse you

for me to seduce you?

Have you ever seen me undressed?

We’re shameless, we will do anything

to get our fifteen minutes of fame

We have no integrity, we’re ready to crawl

To obtain celebrity we’ll do anything with anyone

go absolutely anywhere for anything at all

1992. One of our satirical songs, this time about the emerging celebrity culture in the early nineties. At that time the focus was probably on boy bands, but by 2001, when we put this song into our musical, Closer to Heaven, it was a spoof of reality TV. Now it could go all the way to the American presidency. Obviously Andy Warhol’s ‘fifteen minutes of fame’ gets quoted. The lyric is not without a certain amount of admiration for the determination involved in being completely shameless.