It’s the greatest show with the best effects

since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

I’m an artist, honey, you’ll see me sometimes

making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes

Costume changes performed with poise

Dancing in formation with a couple of boys

I take them on the road with my reel-to-reels

I’m an artist, honey

You know how that feels?

It’s the greatest show with the best effects

since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

It’s all about wonder, the power to be

like thunder expressing electricity

Call it performance, call it art

I call it disaster if the tapes don’t start

I’ve put all my life into live lip-sync

I’m an artist, honey

You gonna get me a drink?

1996. A drag queen describing her show while hitting on a man in a bar. Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes were a flamboyant disco band of the mid-seventies.