CHOOSE YOUR OWN CATASTROPHE

Nope, the shoe doesn’t fit.

If you would like to try the shoe on the other foot, turn to here.

If you would like to toss the skull-sized rock around, just for a bit of fun, turn to here.

If you would like to use the matchbook and wood to light a fire so you can see more of your surroundings and possibly find your way out of the pit, turn to here.

If you would like to sit and do nothing because if you stay in the pit long enough to be discovered on the brink of death, it would be a really cool story to tell your friends and might even go viral, turn to here.