He dreams of skulls. Seventy-eight of them—factors 1, 2, 3, 13 and 78. While the rest of the world conjures up sheep, he counts skulls, hoping that the number is smaller, that someone made a mistake, that the missing ones are really alive somewhere in the world after all. Once or twice, he only manages to reach sixty-eight, but he can’t turn away and be satisfied. He has to count again and bring himself to the same degree of culpability as before. Sometimes there are more than seventy-eight and he feels the sweat in his bed, the heat of his fear, and wakes up abruptly.
He knows there are seventy-eight. Why does his mind play tricks on him? Why does he count at all when he knows the answer before he begins?
He lies completely still and waits for the physical manifestations of his fear to ease. If he doesn’t move, the heat will go, the sweat will dry and it will be just him, Peter Straker, no skulls, alone in his lighthouse in Devon, living with the shriek of the gulls and the frenetic howl of the wind.
Once a week, Straker goes shopping. He starts his day by going down to one of the three keepers’ cottages and boiling up a saucepan of water, then washes meticulously. Cleanliness is important to him—it’s the last barrier between the uncertainty of his precarious existence and barbarity. He selects a white shirt, a silk tie—pale blue with jagged dark blue patterns down it—and the navy pin-striped suit that he’s worn once a week for twenty-four years. He takes it to the dry cleaner’s on the first Wednesday of every month. He can’t find a matching pair of socks, so he puts on one brown and one green. Then he pulls on his yellow oilskins and boots.
As he walks down the stairs, he passes Suleiman and Magnificent. They usually sit on a windowsill, almost on top of each other, their long Siamese faces turning together to watch him pass. They spend most of their time on this windowsill, dozing comfortably, sitting up every now and again to watch the gulls soaring outside, their ears twitching as they remember their younger glory days, a time when they were more interested in chasing birds than keeping warm.
Straker stops to stroke them and they push their heads towards him. Under my chin, says Suleiman. Top of my head, says Magnificent. They know they have to purr loudly to shut out the seagulls and the sea and the wind. When he stops stroking them and starts to descend, they watch him with a resigned disappointment, but he can’t stay there for ever. He has other things to do.
He carries on down, and opens the door to the cliff-head, stopping, as always, to fight for a breath, and calculate the energy required to stay upright. The short blades of grass have surrendered to the constant gales, tugged mercilessly to one side, their shiny blades rippling in the occasional sunshine. He leans in the opposite direction to the wind, not bothering to lock the door behind him. There’s nothing of value in the lighthouse, and people don’t come out here, miles from human habitation. They do occasionally pause in the middle of coach-trips, which incorporate all the local sights (the cottage where the Beatles once stayed when they were first famous, Beckingham Manor, Hillingham Gardens with a funfair for all the family), but the road runs a mile from here, and there aren’t any guided tours round the lighthouse. No souvenir shop, no cream teas. On a fine day, they might get out and walk a bit closer, cameras to their faces, inappropriately using the flash. When it’s a tour for pensioners, they often wave like children, but Straker doesn’t wave back. He pretends they’re not there.
‘Why can’t you just leave me alone?’ The voice of Felicity, eighteen years old. Slightly high-pitched, and vulnerable, the trace of a Black Country accent still there, behind her elocution lessons.
‘Because I have to know.’
‘Know what?’
‘You can’t stop him.’ Maggie. Older, confident, motherly. She was there at the beginning, a voice without a background. Once she’d arrived, she invaded all my dreams and stayed. ‘He does it to all of us.’
‘Well, I have to know you. You have to be real.’
Felicity: ‘You keep waking me up. I was dreaming about marshmallows. It’s all too long ago.’
‘Rubbish. Twenty-four years is nothing. You haven’t even started.’
‘Go away, Maggie. Stop taking over my conversations.’
‘I will never go away, Straker. Depend on it.’
‘I know.’
Thirty yards from the front door, the cliff ends abruptly and there’s a precipice of a hundred feet. Straker likes to stand close to the edge, rocking in the wind, testing his balance, feeling his centre of gravity. He sees it as a daily test. Is he still here? What roots him to one spot? Can the wind catch him out? He waits for the moment, the final battle, but it never comes. He remains hovering above the precipice, never quite certain why he continues to survive. The waves roar through the rocks below, pounding against the cliff, challenging the wind to a contest of sound. Raging, shrieking, howling, buffeting. There’s no clear winner, just a meeting of currents below the cliff, thirty-foot-high waves regularly crashing against each other, the spray nearly reaching him. Since he’s been here, ten feet of the cliff have fallen. That averages out at half a foot per year. But it doesn’t work like that. The closer it gets to the lighthouse, the quicker it goes. The elements will win in the end.
He once met a young man up here who wanted to commit suicide. Most potential suicides go to the next headland where the new lighthouse is automated, so there’s no one to watch them, but there hasn’t been a very high success rate. It’s tricky calculating the energy required to push yourself over the edge. You tend to get blown off-course by the wind, and end up further back than where you started.
This young man collided with Straker as he came out of the door of the lighthouse. The stranger had his head down (gelled black hair parted in the middle) and his arms wrapped tightly round his quilted anorak, which nevertheless ballooned out like a crimson bubble.
He jumped when he saw Straker. ‘Get away from me,’ he shouted.
Straker stepped back into the doorway, shocked by his presence. Who was he? Where had he come from? Nobody ever walked out here.
But the young man stopped unexpectedly and lifted his head. ‘It’s no good,’ he said. ‘I can’t go on.’
He didn’t go on. He stood against the wind, desperate, his eyes bloodshot and red-rimmed. He looked about fifteen. Straker didn’t know what to do, so he said nothing and watched him.
‘I loved her. I really, really loved her. She said—university—house—lots of children—’
Straker listened to him, although he lost some of the words in the wind and didn’t think he could ask him to repeat anything. He could feel the girlfriend’s betrayal, the hopelessness of it all.
‘She gave it back to me, Great Expectations—really, really expensive—hard-backed—lovely smell—What am I supposed to do with it now?’
He produced it from an inside pocket and held it for a while, fingering the cover, unable to turn the pages in the wind.
They stood there together, the wind pulling at their hair, rocking them, changing direction unexpectedly so that they nearly fell over, while they looked at Great Expectations. Tears were pouring out of the young man’s eyes, but they were swept away before they could run down his cheeks.
I should do something, thought Straker, but he didn’t know what. There wasn’t a telephone in the lighthouse. The best he could do was leap on to his bicycle and pedal to the village, five miles away. It would all be a bit late.
Suddenly, in a brief lull, the young man leaned back and looked as if he were going to race to the edge. Straker reached out an arm to stop him, but the young man pushed him aside and ran. At the last minute, he veered to one side and threw the book through the air instead, over the side of the cliff. A perfectly judged moment when the wind was at its weakest. He must have been a cricket player. A powerful right arm.
Straker walked to the edge of the cliff to join him and they looked down. The waves were having a good day, colliding and merging, the spray almost reaching the top. There was no sign of Great Expectations.
The young man grabbed Straker by the hand. ‘Thanks,’ he shouted. ‘You’ve been a real help.’
Then he sprinted back along the cliff towards the road.
Straker wondered if he would be allowed to subtract him from the seventy-eight. Seventy-seven. A good number, only four factors, 1, 7, 11 and 77. Much more satisfying.
The lighthouse is not functional. In 1970, Trinity House decommissioned it and the keepers left. Their three cottages lie abandoned at its base, the walls crumbling, all traces of the original human habitation blown away into the wind. There’s a smaller lighthouse now, built on the next headland, full of switches and control panels, run by electricity and solar power. But what about power cuts, what if the sun fails to appear, the ships’ radar breaks down? What then? One day the experts will regret this. They’ll search out the old keepers in their retirement homes, and try to lure them back with money. But they will be too old, their knowledge slipping out of their Alzheimer brains.
Straker’s lighthouse is little more than a folly, a rocket pointing defiantly at the stars, waiting for take-off, destined for great things, but unfairly abandoned. Part of the flotsam and jetsam stranded on the high-tide mark, in the right place at the wrong time. Straker understands its redundancy. I and the lighthouse. The lighthouse and me.
Straker keeps his bicycle in the old lounge of a keeper’s cottage. It’s dry and he can mend the punctures here, oil the brakes, pump the tyres. He slept in this room, on the bare floor, twenty-four years ago when he first came. There was a bed in another room—‘It’s fully furnished,’ his father had said, before driving away—but he couldn’t make it to the bedroom. He lay there for ten days, shaking with cold, feverish nightmares, pain and fear, only moving to drink water out of the dirty tap in the kitchen. When he finally went out, looked at the lighthouse and ate some of the food his father had left him, the fear wouldn’t go away. It was like contemplating a blank cavernous opening that he had to enter, knowing there was no choice. The bridges behind him were smouldering ashes.
Finally, he discovered, the only way for him was into the lighthouse and up. He could find a counterfeit safety there that would hold him together. He watched the sea and the sky from the outside balcony, where the keepers used to clean the light, and taught himself to breathe again. Eventually, he carried furniture up into the service room, below the light. One at a time, a chair, a mattress, a table, very slowly, round the corkscrew steps, thinking of the old keepers bringing up their daily supplies of oil. Every few minutes, the furniture stuck, but he worried away at it, an inch at a time, leaning it over, forcing it two steps up, one step back until he reached the right floor.
Much later, once he’d learned to numb the fear with numbers, he took up an electric fire, then the cooker. He has them arranged neatly in a circle on the floor round the central column on two floors. The cats arrived, one day, unannounced, and he waited for a week, expecting them to melt into the wind as naturally as they had come. When they didn’t, he cut a cat-flap into the lighthouse door.
This morning is unusually calm. A May blue sky, a thin mist drifting in muslin swathes above the water. Straker stands for a while on the edge of the precipice and watches the water lapping and curling against the base of the cliff, still active, still destructive, but less wild than usual.
He could cycle all the way to the village, pulling his cart behind him for the shopping. But it’s a long way, much of it on an uneven path. On a good day, he prefers to go by a more direct route. He cycles only half a mile along the headland. Then, as the land becomes lower and more sheltered from the wind, he stops and gets off his bicycle. He leaves it chained to a rusty iron railing that was put up years ago to prevent people falling over the side of the cliff. Most of it has been wrenched away by the wind and the storms, twisted into sad, abandoned shapes, overwhelmed by creeping ivy, but it’s strong enough to secure a chain. He then climbs down the side of the cliff, making steps from the roots of trees that jut out of the crumbling sandstone.
His dinghy is anchored as far back into the cliffs as possible, and only floats in the highest tides. Today he crunches through the shingle, over the dried seaweed, which pops and crackles in protest, avoiding the patches of tar that regularly appear. Nobody comes here. It’s a tiny secluded beach on a bay that is nearly always calm, sheltered from the weather by two headlands.
Straker drags the dinghy across the shingle, through the low-tide mud and into the sea. The boat rocks gently, water gurgling and slapping against its sides, and he steadies it with his hands before climbing in. He sits down, balances himself and puts the oars in the rowlocks. It’s only a short row on a good day. He’s fit and strong, and runs up and down the lighthouse steps ten times every morning. He’s fifty-three, and as strong now as he was at eighteen. His father had been a scrapyard millionaire, who had expected his sons to shift cars from the age of fourteen.
‘You’ll go far, Pete,’ his father used to say. ‘You’ll always find work with muscles like that.’
He went further than his father anticipated. He’d had no idea.
On a low tide, he can do fifteen minutes, forty-five seconds. He sets the stopwatch, and goes, straining to beat his last efforts. On a high tide, twenty-five minutes, thirty-two seconds. The records are complicated and need careful calculation. Stage of the tide, time of day, weight of the shopping. He writes it down when he reaches the other side, but waits till he’s back in the lighthouse to work it all out. If he’s within two per cent of his personal best, he gives the cats gourmet tins of fish (52p each) and cooks himself some salmon. (Two fillets—£3.45. Unsalted.)
Felicity: ‘How did you find me?’
‘I struggled. It takes for ever. Letters, more letters, no replies. Old newspapers, records of birth certificates, marriages, deaths. I’ve written to your father.’
‘That’s a waste of time. My mother was the one who did everything. Took me to ballet lessons, made me wear a brace, told me what to eat. He wasn’t there.’
‘I know, but he’s a link.’
‘I haven’t seen him since I was five. He never even sent us any money.’
‘Fathers. Are any of them any use?’
‘Don’t be pretentious, Straker. What do you know about it?’
‘Quite a lot, actually, Maggie.’
‘Some of us were good fathers.’ Alan’s voice. ‘Whose fault was it that we couldn’t go on being good?’
‘I know.’
Felicity: ‘What do you want from me?’
I ache for her nearly adulthood, her lost potential. For her photograph in the Sun. Pretty face, long legs, stuffed bird on her shoulder.
Straker moors at the side of the pier, running his rope through a rusty iron loop. It’s not really a pier, more a breakwater to shelter the harbour from storms, but he’s heard the villagers call it a pier, so he accepts their judgement.
He strips off the oilskins and leaves them in the boat, then climbs the metal ladder.
There are two boys on the other side catching crabs in fishing nets. Straker looks into their bucket. Several small crabs are scrambling over each other at the bottom, crawling up the sides and falling back into the water.
‘Look at this,’ says one, pulling up a crab with a diameter of two inches.
The other stops to look. ‘Great,’ he says. ‘We could eat that for dinner.’
The boys are not very old, but Straker can’t guess their age exactly. He’s not much good at children. On holiday, he supposes. They wear baggy shorts to their knees and T-shirts with writing on them: Listen to the dolphins. Shouldn’t they listen to the crabs?
He looks at their heads, bent together over the bucket. One is ginger, curls falling naturally inside other curls, nestling cosily round his ears, creeping easily down the hollow at the back of his neck. The other is light brown, shaggy and probably uncombed, the brown of his hair mingling with the brown of his skin.
Brothers? he wonders. They’re absorbed in their crabs, peering into the bucket. One puts in a finger and pulls it out hurriedly with a yelp. They giggle together.
No. Not brothers.
They look up and see him watching them, and their faces close. They turn away quickly, their easy chatter freezing into nervous silence. Straker walks away from them and hears their urgent whispers start once they think he’s out of earshot. He wonders what they say about him.
Three old men sit outside the boathouse sucking at their pipes. They’re nearly always here, and have been for the last twenty-four years. They were ancient when Straker first came, their beards grizzled with grey, faces weathered all year round, eyes creased into permanent slits as they look companionably out to sea. They’re like full-grown gnomes placed where they can be seen by passing tourists. He keeps waiting for the paint to peel.
One of them pulls out his pipe when he sees Straker. ‘Morning, Mr Straker,’ he says, and puts the pipe back in. The others grunt. Straker nods in reply and walks round them into the boathouse. He doesn’t understand how they know his name. He’s never told them and doesn’t know theirs.
In the gloom of the boathouse, lit by a few random holes in the corrugated iron of the roof, he finds his Sainsbury’s trolley. It’s parked against the back wall, next to a pile of fishing-nets and behind a sailing dinghy that has never been moved in all the time he’s been here. It lies on its side, barnacles crusted on its bottom, crumpled, off-white sails mingling with the dust. Sometimes, on a good day, he considers making a claim for it, rowing it home, cleaning the sails, varnishing the hull, but he’ll never do it. It wouldn’t fit into his routine.
He pushes the trolley up the hill to the village, preferring to walk in the road rather than on the cobbled pavement. If a car comes, he stops and stands aside, then continues. He recognises the people he passes, and they recognise him, but they don’t speak. Just a nod, a hint of a smile. An agreed status quo. Don’t rock the boat, or try to take on passengers. The boat would be too heavy, and he’d probably ground it on his shingle beach. It would be much harder to anticipate when to step out into the water and start to pull it in. He’s never tried it—never wanted to.
He parks the trolley outside the post office. Mrs Langwell (name outside above the door) nods and smiles as she cashes his cheque.
‘Nice and early, Mr Straker. Plenty of time for shopping.’
He avoids looking into her eyes.
‘You have some post.’ She hands him a letter. ‘Some interesting ones there.’
Does she steam them open, then reseal them? How does she know if they’re interesting? She’s older than him, brown and crinkled all over, tiny and shrivelled. He’s seen her on the rocks by the pier, lying in the sun whenever she’s not working—a sun-worshipper. Straker can’t imagine her doing anything else—eating or washing or cleaning her flat above the post office.
‘See you next week, Mr Straker.’
He dislikes the fact that she knows his name when he’s never spoken to her. He gets some stamps from the machine, posts the letters he’s brought with him and picks up his shopping trolley. A mile’s walk along the main road out of the village until he reaches Sainsbury’s. He likes supermarkets, pushing his trolley up and down the aisles, examining everything, willing to give almost anything a trial. Chicken nuggets, sweet and sour stir-fries, tins of stewed apple, mango slices, bamboo shoots, Monster Munch (pickled-onion flavour). He spends time with the soaps and deodorants, smelling them all, deciding between washing powder, liquid, capsules. There’s an ancient freezer in the keeper’s cottage and he likes to keep it full. Library books have taught him how the old lighthouse keepers managed, bread-making being part of their essential training. He has no desire to recapture that world. He’s satisfied with supermarkets, freezers and microwaves.
He pays the checkout girl and pushes his trolley down to the village. Nothing to hold him here. Straight back to the lighthouse and Suleiman and Magnificent. One of the letters in his trolley has a gold label with the name and address of the sender. Mr Jack Tilly, Worthing. He’s cautiously pleased.
He passes a house that’s been steadily dying in the time he’s been here. It’s a tiny cottage, very old, with crumbling cob walls, which looks idyllic, but probably isn’t. The windows are far too small—the rooms must be dark and dingy. He’s watched it deteriorate, once a week, since he arrived here. An elderly couple lived there for a short time, but they’ve gone now.
Today, as he passes it, he sees that something has changed. Somebody has trampled a path to the cottage door. The three-foot grass that is turning to hay has been pushed aside and the peeling front door is ajar.
He stops and looks, moving just inside the open gate so that cars sweeping round the corner don’t take him or his trolley with them.
Tiles have started to slip down recently and several have fallen and shattered on the ground. But now there’s a ladder against the side of the house, and a small figure on the roof. He edges closer to the house until he can identify it as a woman. She’s moving slowly and nervously, pulling at the tiles, shifting them round and trying to fasten them. She’s small and slightly plump, with dazzling yellow hair that glitters in the sunshine. She’s wearing a ridiculously brief pink top, which shows a layer of unsightly flesh, and shorts, which are a frayed and faded khaki. Her arms and legs are whiter than those of anyone who lives in the village.
She needs sun-block. She should be careful. He moves closer to the house.
At that moment, she sees him. She stops what she’s doing and glares in his direction. ‘Who are you?’
Does it matter? She wouldn’t want to know.
‘What do you want?’
Nothing. He’s only looking.
‘Speak, man, for goodness’ sake. What’s the matter with you?’
He shakes his head, turning to push the trolley back to the gate. He’s only entered out of curiosity, with no intention of trespassing.
‘Wait!’ she shouts.
He stops. Why? She won’t want to talk to him.
But she’s climbing down the ladder rapidly, and running over, until she stops about ten yards away from him. She’s about forty, older than he’d thought. Her stomach bulges over the top of her shorts, she’s dirty, streaks of grime down her face, and her blonde hair isn’t so yellow when it doesn’t catch the sun. She’s not an attractive woman.
‘Well?’ she says.
He spreads his hands. Nothing to say.
A dark flush spreads up her face, and he watches her with interest. He’s not familiar with anger.
‘Speak to me.’
No.
‘OK. I’ll speak to you. I’m Imogen Doody. Don’t laugh. It’s not my fault. You can call me Doody. Everyone else does.’
He’s not laughing. He never laughs.
‘So who are you?’
Peter Straker. Failed human being.
‘Why don’t you speak? Answer me. What’s your name?’
Ah, a teacher. Useless at everything except telling people what to do. He turns away. He’s not interested in teachers.
She leaps after him. ‘Stop! Why don’t you speak to me?’ He walks faster, but she chases him down the path, and shrieks just as he reaches the gate. He nearly doesn’t turn round, wishing that she could be more dignified, and when he does look back, he can’t see her. Surprised, wondering where she’s gone, he edges towards the house again and finds her lying face down in the long grass. She’s caught her foot in the root system of some very elderly, very bent hawthorn bushes, and is scrabbling around with her hands trying to find something to hold on to. Her yellow hair is on end and her pink top even shorter when she’s upside down. She reminds him of a hen, free-range, scratching its feet among the dirt and grain of a farmyard.
He looks at her, feels a strange sensation somewhere deep inside him. A trembling, helpless feeling that he can’t control. His shoulders are shaking, his chest is moving. He realises that he’s laughing.