… [he] shuffles into the store, meek-eyed and diffident and going up to the spool counter (after wandering all over the store looking for it) says ‘Give me some of that,’ and pointing at the paper shoves it at the young sales-woman. And she looks at him with
pitying eyes as a poor fool and reading the directions, hands out the goods.
He goes home with them and ten to one they are wrong but he is safe.35