Prologue
JANUARY
New Year’s Day
The Following Friday
The Next Day
Sunday Lunch
The Battle of the Thermostat
Sod This Sunday
Life and Death
FEBRUARY
Death by Blue Rinse
An Unexpected Guest
Battle of the Dishwasher
An Obituary
Unconsciously Uncoupling
Death by Pancake
Valentine’s Day
The Day After
A Moment of Truth
Plus One
Delete Contact
MARCH
Question and Answer
The Surprise
WhatsApp Chat with Fiona
The Fear
Big Little Brother
Mother’s Day
The Naked Truth
Let There Be Light
Feeling Inspired
Good Friday
APRIL
1 April
Easter Monday
My First Confession
Let It Snow
Going, Going, Gone
WhatsApp Group: Michelle’s Baby Shower
The Baby Shower
Pulling the Trigger
Friday 13th
The Bereavement Bunker
A Slippery Slope
MAY
May Day
Failing
The Raincoat
It’s Complicated
Facebook is Not My Friend
A Desperate Act
The Photograph
Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre
It’s Not You, It’s Me
The Last (Plastic) Straw
Not Junk!
JUNE
Never Too Late
The First Date
School Sports Day
What Would Frida Do?
The Second Date
The Naked Forty-Something
The Third Date
Morning After the Night Before
Group WhatsApp Message from Max
JULY
Summer Holidays
Two Blue Ticks
Ghosted
Guilty as Charged
ThrowbackUp Thursday
Secrets and Lies
Be Happy
The Doctor’s Appointment
Panic and Potential
Le Mieux est L’Ennemi du Bien
Text Exchange with Max
AUGUST
The Invisible Woman
What’s Your Superpower?
The Horrors of Overhead Lighting
An Inspector Calls
Viva España
Barcelona
Bikinis and Babies
Letting Go
One Love
Notting Hill Carnival
SEPTEMBER
The Dilemma
Double Booked
Fab Female Friday
Cold Feet
Stream of Consciousness
My Brother’s Wedding
A Separation
The Package
A Development
OCTOBER
A Week Later
The Weirdest Thing
Love Is All You Need
Independence Day
Life Moves On
A Haircut
Halloween
NOVEMBER
My Confessions
Bonfire Night
The Phone Call
No Guarantees
Evie Rose
Dark Night of the Soul
The Next Morning
Tea and Biscuits
The Weekend
Auntie Nell
Breathing Space
DECEMBER
A Christmas Drink
Going Viral
New Beginnings
Things I’ve Learned from Cricket
Christmas Cards
Frankenstein and Myrrh
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Christmas Eve
Christmas Day
Boxing Day
The Days In Between
New Year’s Eve
This Year’s Gratitude List (Revised)
Obituary of a Forty-Something F##k Up