CONTENTS

Nelson v. the Mormon Smile

My Dog and Me

Return-to-Sensibility Problems after Penetrating Captive Bolt Stunning of Cattle in Commercial Beef Slaughter Plant #5867: Confidential Report

Monkey and Man

Corrections and Clarifications

Not Schmitty

Second Careers

Homosexuals Threaten the Sanctity of Norman’s Marriage

My Best Seller

Notes from a Neighborhood War

Tuesday, the Bad Zoo

What I Am, What I Found, What I Did (Attachments Enclosed)

Poet Farmers

Tough Day for the Army

A Love Story

Acknowledgments