Contents

1. COVER
2. TITLE PAGE
3. WELCOME
4. DEDICATION
5. CHAPTER 1: CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC
6. CHAPTER 2: IF IT AIN’T BROKE, DON’T FIX IT
7. CHAPTER 3: OH, A-CAMPING WE WILL GO
8. CHAPTER 4: WELCOME HOME
9. CHAPTER 5: IN THE LINE OF FIRE
10. CHAPTER 6: NEW DIGS
11. CHAPTER 7: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FRENCH TOAST
12. CHAPTER 8: MUD BATH, ANYONE?
13. CHAPTER 9: HOME NOT-SO-SWEET HOME
14. CHAPTER 10: REPORTING FOR DUTY
15. CHAPTER 11: GOTCHA!
16. CHAPTER 12: GET PACKING
17. CHAPTER 13: INTO THE WILD
18. CHAPTER 14: IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT
19. CHAPTER 15: FLAMING THE FIRE
20. CHAPTER 16: FACING THE FIRING SQUAD
21. CHAPTER 17: SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!
22. CHAPTER 18: LONDON CALLING
23. EPILOGUE: FOUR WEEKS LATER
24. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
25. COPYRIGHT