Table of Contents

CHAPTER 1: Girls! Girls! Girls!

CHAPTER 2: The Pageant

CHAPTER 3: My Father Is Étienne Tremblay

CHAPTER 4: The Old Man and the Spaghetti Jar

CHAPTER 5: The Teddy Bears Are Drunk

CHAPTER 6: Romeo Is in the House

CHAPTER 7: My Brother Is Always in Jail

CHAPTER 8: Bon Voyage

CHAPTER 9: The Lineup for the Guillotine

CHAPTER 10: Growing Up Naked

CHAPTER 11: Papillon

CHAPTER 12: Good Morning, Nouschka Tremblay!

CHAPTER 13: The Lazy-Day Revolution

CHAPTER 14: All the Best-Looking Girls Are Crazy

CHAPTER 15: Pour Iodine on My Knees and Call Me Sweetheart

CHAPTER 16: Your House Is On Fire, Your Children Are Burning

CHAPTER 17: How to Woo a Degenerate

CHAPTER 18: Goodbye, Prince Hal!

CHAPTER 19: La Guerre, Yes Sir!

CHAPTER 20: The Best-Looking Criminal in Montréal

CHAPTER 21: Requiem for a Drunk in a Top Hat

CHAPTER 22: The Owl and the Pussycat

CHAPTER 23: All Perverts Great and Small

CHAPTER 24: It’s Always Raining under an Umbrella

CHAPTER 25: An Angel in the Process of Becoming a Businessman

CHAPTER 26: The Collected Works of the Grim Reaper

CHAPTER 27: Nouschka Tremblay Says, “I Do!”

CHAPTER 28: Days of Beer and Dandelions

CHAPTER 29: The Rise and Fall of Nicolas Tremblay

CHAPTER 30: The Last Public Performance of the Tremblay Twins

CHAPTER 31: The Devil Never Loses His Receipts

CHAPTER 32: You Can Skate a Figure Eight for Eternity

CHAPTER 33: Matadors Won’t Take No for an Answer

CHAPTER 34: The Most Dangerous Man on Boulevard Saint-Laurent

CHAPTER 35: Mon Oncle Loulou

CHAPTER 36: The Titanic Sails at Midnight

CHAPTER 37: Nicolas Tremblay Plays by His Own Rules

CHAPTER 38: Love Me under the Dirty Moon

CHAPTER 39: Pin Your Heart on Your Jacket

CHAPTER 40: The Children’s Brigade

CHAPTER 41: Horses

CHAPTER 42: My Husband Is Crazier than Yours

CHAPTER 43: Cyrano de Bergerac Is Alive and Well and Living in Montréal

CHAPTER 44: Turn the Radio Up

CHAPTER 45: Running Away from Home

CHAPTER 46: In the Land Where I Was Born

CHAPTER 47: The Wild Roses of Québec

CHAPTER 48: Are You There God? It’s Me, Nouschka Tremblay

CHAPTER 49: The World’s Tiniest Tremblay

CHAPTER 50: Tell the Revolution to Wait for Me

CHAPTER 51: Nouschka Tremblay Strikes Again

CHAPTER 52: They Shoot Poets, Don’t They?

CHAPTER 53: Shake That Jar of Bumblebees

CHAPTER 54: Such a Pretty Mob

CHAPTER 55: Praying to St. Lovely Mary Full of Grace

CHAPTER 56: The Pied Piper of Boulevard Saint-Laurent

CHAPTER 57: Raise High the Washing Machines, Strongmen!

CHAPTER 58: The Nicolas Tremblay Variations

CHAPTER 59: That Strange Land, Ontario

CHAPTER 60: The Petit Prince Has Had Enough

CHAPTER 61: The King of Boulevard Saint-Laurent

CHAPTER 62: Raphaël Lemieux’s 115th Dream

CHAPTER 63: I, Said the Sparrow

CHAPTER 64: A Girl from Romania

CHAPTER 65: Ne me quitte pas

CHAPTER 66: Graduation

CHAPTER 67: Metamorphosis

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