Table of Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Like Being a Wife

The First Ten Minutes Are Free

Our Breakfast Hostess, or How I Gained 15 Kilos – A Memoir

A Grand Leap of Stupid Faith

Mick, Agapanthus, the Unfinished TV Stand...

Milk

How Do I Begin to Explain This to You?

The Prospector

Hatched, Matched, Dispatched

Too Many People

A Happy Marriage Message

Space

Sabbatical

The Real Thing

Phoenix

Not Like Cherries

Hypochondriac

Acknowledgements

About the Author