CONTENTS

Front Cover Image

Welcome

Dedication

12/24/76

Introduction

The Star of Ardaban

The Red Jacket

Everything but the Girl

Because I Wouldn’t Wear Tights

Stay Off the WATS Line

Being P. T. Barnum

Fun with Jane

All the King’s Men

Old Blue Eyes

Firing Ferguson

Jerry Weintraub Presents

The Grand Master

The Death of the King

Making Movies

Family

The Producer

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Knowing Which Calls to Return

Arm and Hammer

The Peanut Farmer

Dancing with the Rebbe

If You Find Something You Love, Keep Doing It

Playing Myself

A Ride in the Hills

Farewell to Sam and Rose

Oceans

Acknowledgments

Curriculum Vitae

About Twelve

Photo Insert

About the Authors

Praise for Jerry Weintraub and When I Stop Talking You’ll Know I’m Dead