JANE COLLIER’S An Essay on the Art of Ingeniously Tormenting is a courageous social satire published at a time when satires were usually written by and for men. It is also an advice book, a handbook of anti-etiquette, and an energetic comedy of manners. Although addressed in part to husbands and fathers, The Art was written first and foremost for an audience of women in their capacity as wives, mothers, friends, and the mistresses of servants. Collier engages with some of the most pressing debates of her time including the controversy surrounding women’s education, questions of civility and good manners, and emerging notions of bourgeois domesticity. Responding wittily and often savagely to available paradigms of feminine virtue, Collier jettisons ladylike meekness in favour of assertiveness, docility in favour of bloody-mindedness, and rational behaviour in favour of studied petulance. Describing methods for ‘teasing and mortifying’ (p. 17) others in a variety of different social situations by laying traps for their desires and affections, Collier tutors her readers in how to make themselves an insufferable nuisance to everyone around them. The Art provides a fascinating glimpse into the imaginative life of an intelligent eighteenth-century woman. It also suggests, in colourful terms, the difficulties women experienced in exerting their influence in private and public life—and the ways they got round them. Collier’s frank, outspoken voice gave her the freedom not only to dispense with social constraints, particularly those affecting women, but also to put a match to such constraints and gleefully watch them burn.
The authors of conduct books for ladies had been arguing for decades that behaving in an ungovernable fashion made women a torment to themselves as well as to others. In The Ladies Calling, an influential book of advice first published in 1673, Richard Allestree had suggested that ‘a woman’s tongue should indeed be like the imaginary Music of the spheres, sweet and charming, but not to be heard at distance’.1 Women should strive quietly for exemplary virtue, avoiding bickering and scoffing, and banishing all indecency, rudeness, or superciliousness from their conversation together with any impudent tendency to impose their opinions on others. Collier was familiar with the tradition of advice-giving in which Allestree’s book played an important part, but her own approach in The Art is fresh and original. She seizes upon precisely those shortcomings in women’s characters which Allestree soberly warned against, describing with relish their bothersome repercussions for families, friendships, and polite society at large. Instead of sketching exemplary womanhood in all its illustrious (and insipid) goodness, Collier writes a witty exposé of everything deplorable in human nature. Although she anatomizes the ‘pleasant art’ of emotional abuse partly in order to pique readers into acknowledging their own faults, Collier is never censorious or didactic. Rather she persuades us that ‘plaguing, teasing, or tormenting’ (p. 6) are useful and ingenious arts even as she reproves their effects. Her work seems animated less by the impulse to expose women’s frailties than to lay bare the humourless and patronizing double standards which underpinned many contemporary assumptions about femininity.
Women were entering the marketplace of print in unprecedented numbers in the mid-eighteenth century with literary and non-literary works including prose fiction, poetry, plays, journalistic essays, and instructional treatises. Britain’s leisure industry was developing, education and literacy were improving, and London’s book trade was flourishing under revised copyright laws and the decline of aristocratic patronage.2 Although women were writing more books than ever before, they had to work hard to justify their appearance in print. Many drew attention to their virtuous motives such as a humble desire to teach others, or appealed in prefaces to their readers’ charity by describing their financial distress and explaining that they were obliged to publish in order to support fatherless children, sick husbands, or dying parents.3 Such conventions recall the prejudices female writers had encountered in the past; and although many of these constraints had now been lifted women were still expected to write reluctantly and to showcase delicacy, sensitivity, and moral spotlessness. Bearing this in mind, Collier’s achievement is particularly remarkable. She must have encountered intense pressure to conform, and her personal circumstances hardly put her in a secure risk-taking position. But she seems determined to expose in The Art the absurdity of readers’ continued attachment to certain aspects of ‘sentimental’ femininity even as women were negotiating confident, professional identities in print. She fully appreciated the significance of writing as an act of self-assertion—especially the risks women took in exposing themselves to criticism by writing satire.
Jane Collier was baptized on 16 January 1715 at Langford Magna (now Steeple Langford) in Wiltshire, the daughter of the philosopher and clergyman, the Reverend Arthur Collier (1680–1732), and Margaret Johnson who died in 1749. She had two brothers, Arthur and Charles, and one sister, Margaret. While Jane was still a baby, the Colliers suffered a serious downturn in fortunes, probably caused in part by her mother’s profligacy. As a result her father was forced to let the family’s house at Langford and to sell their long-standing right to the parish.4 In 1716 the family moved into more modest quarters in Salisbury, and it was here that Jane grew up and was educated. The family’s circumstances improved little in the years which followed: Arthur multiplied the debt he inherited from his father and, in 1745, found himself embroiled in legal proceedings with his creditors. Jane and her siblings were faced with the responsibility of earning their own livings: Arthur became a lawyer at the ecclesiastical court of Doctors’ Commons, Charles joined the army, and Margaret became a governess to the novelist Henry Fielding’s daughter Harriet—an appointment which ended in disaster.5 Jane herself does not seem to have secured any such employment and faced the socially difficult condition of spinsterhood at a time when the security of women depended upon their ability to marry well. When her brother Charles died on active service in Nova Scotia he left his estate to his two sisters, but the sum was clearly insufficient to relieve them from financial uncertainty.6 Jane spent much of her life living with friends and relatives, relying on their charity much like the ‘humble companions’ she describes in The Art (p. 21). Perhaps she, like her friend Sarah Fielding, remained unmarried because she was unable to offer a sufficient dowry. Or perhaps she chose not to marry, hoping to carve out an independent living by her pen and wit.7
Fortunately Jane had a wide and affectionate circle of friends. She met Samuel Richardson in the late 1740s while he was writing Clarissa, and later became one of his trusted friends and advisers. She may have been living as a member of his household around the time she was writing The Art, and Richardson assisted her by printing it for the publisher Andrew Millar. Richardson’s fondness for Jane is suggested in a letter he wrote to Sarah Fielding after her death: ‘Don’t you miss our dear Miss Jenny Collier more and more?—I do.’8 Henry Fielding too admired Jane’s intellect and virtues; she became a familiar among his circle of literary associates and lived during the early 1750s with his sister Sarah. The two women worked together closely on Collier’s only other surviving literary work, an experimental dramatic fable entitled The Cry (1754). A densely literary and philosophically complex work, The Cry describes the struggle of its heroines, Portia and Cylinda, against the ‘spiteful and malicious tongues’ of an unprincipled society. Collier and Fielding shared an original, sparky intelligence and a conviction that fiction could improve readers’ moral integrity. If Collier had not died in her early forties, her contribution to eighteenth-century literature would no doubt have been even more significant: her commonplace book records that she planned a sequel, ‘A book called The Laugh on the same plan as The Cry’9
The Art was first published in 1753 and Collier’s preface to the second edition suggests that it sold well. Like many other eighteenth-century books, especially satires, it was published anonymously. Its popularity and continuing appeal are suggested by the number of times it was reprinted: two editions appeared in 1753, an expanded second edition in 1757, and another seven editions before 1811. Collier describes her work as deliberately provisional, for The Art is merely a set of observations ‘collected together, in one small pocket volume’ (p. 6). Nor does she stake any claim to newness, presuming instead that her readers are already proficient in the techniques she describes. The Art is a collection of fail-safe tactics—or, to put it another way, a record of the methods of tormenting which readers have already perfected. Collier traces three distinct opportunities for teasing and plaguing other people. The first derives from the ‘exterior power’ or authority secured by law or convention such as that enjoyed by masters over their servants, parents over their children, and husbands over their wives. The second, an ‘interior power’, arises from the affections of others such as husbands’ fondness for their wives or the good regard of friends for one another. The third more general opportunity for tormenting arises from the expectation of goodwill which customarily binds all acquaintances to one another. Together these three opportunities cover the whole sphere of human relations and, in every case, Collier advises her students to study others’ vulnerabilities, needling and nettling them so cleverly that this art of insolence remains undetectable. The Art is full of absorbing reflections on eighteenth-century daily life, the treatment of servants and dependants, and the bringing up of children. To today’s readers Collier’s advice is still as wickedly funny and subtly subversive as it ever was.
Collier was responding in The Art to a long tradition of writings about introspection. Conduct books advising readers how to cultivate their manners, refine their speech, and deal judiciously with others in domestic and professional situations had grown popular in the late sixteenth and early seventeenth centuries. Most were intended for aristocratic gentlemen readers, but those addressed to women emphasized the particular importance of moral integrity. In the first decades of the eighteenth century, large numbers of books were dedicated to remaking women’s characters and to establishing new guidelines for feminine propriety.10 Many were written by women for women, such as Elizabeth Singer Rowe’s prescriptive Friendship in Death (1728) and Devout Exercises of the Heart (1738) and, later, Elizabeth Griffith’s Essays Addressed to Young Married Women (1782). From an initial emphasis upon moral reflection, this body of work later stressed women’s ‘sensibility’ or keen sensitivity towards anything affecting in life or art, an ideal which was to remain central to English literature and culture until the 1790s. Writers described women’s notional susceptibility to emotions and feelings, especially pity and sympathy, dwelling upon the tenderness of their bodies and their correspondingly sensitive minds and souls. In Sermons to Young Women (1766), James Fordyce praised women’s ‘complacence, yieldingness, and sweetness’, especially the ‘requisite and natural’ qualities of a gentle voice and demeanour, and a delicate-looking frame. Women’s innate compassion and spontaneous intuition was literally visible in their tendency towards blushing and ‘melting of the eyes’ in tears, for the female sex ‘being of softer mold, is more pliant and yielding to the impressions of pitty, and by the strength of fancy redoubles the horror of any sad object’.11 Modesty and obedience were inseparable from piety and chastity, and women were praised (or criticized) according to their ability to combine sentimental qualities with the highest standards of moral refinement.
Fiction published at this time reflects the taste for books designed to improve readers’ morals. Novels deliberated the virtues of prudence, modesty, and reserve, and the fascination with exemplary human nature, broadly conceived, is evident in titles such as Sarah Fielding’s The Adventures of David Simple (1744)—the book which provided Collier with her title for The Art—and Eliza Haywood’s The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless (1751).12 Richardson’s Clarissa (1747–8) and Pamela (1749) and Jean-Jacques Rousseau’s Émile (1762), popular in English translation, all supplied stories laced with moral didacticism about the lives of women. These works continued to privilege sentiment but also redressed what Janet Todd has called the ‘the apolitical self-indulgence associated with the Cult of Sensibility’ by exploring the crises which arise when moral and religious principles clash with the desire for self-fulfilment.13 Sentimental femininity no longer looked merely charming, but could now be seen to exact a price on individuals and society at large. Like many of her contemporaries who wrote fiction, Collier regarded sentimental femininity as psychologically and culturally significant. Unlike most of them, however, she was interested in sentimental femininity primarily as a rich resource for satire. She clearly had no truck with the fantasy created by writers such as Frances Brooke and the Minifie sisters, Margaret and Susanna: that timid, passive women who suffer distress patiently are always rewarded in the end. When Collier suggests briskly that readers would do well to act ‘in direct opposition to all that a Swift, an Addison, a Richardson, a Fielding, or any other good ethical writer intended to teach’ (p. 98) she departs from the assumptions of her contemporaries, and anticipates the fierce wit and social realism of later fiction dealing with the predicaments of women, especially the novels of Fanny Burney and Jane Austen. It seems likely that Austen had The Art in mind when she created the arch tormentor Mary Musgrove in Persuasion.14
The question of whether women’s sentiments were ‘naturally’ superior to men’s was much debated at the time Collier was writing The Art. Her contemporaries insisted that women were bound by a stricter moral code because of their innate sweetness of disposition.15 It was not enough for them temporarily to assume a good nature or to pretend falsely to have acquired one, for only effortlessly and artlessly achieved goodness was worth cherishing. Allestree spoke for many when he argued that ‘as far as Affability partakes of Humility it must of Sincerity also, that being a vertu whose very elements are plainness and simplicity: for as it has no designs which want a cover, so it needs none of those subtilties and simulations, those pretences and artifices requisite to those that do.16 In The Female Spectator (1744–6), the first periodical written by and for women, Eliza Haywood agreed that ‘an affability of manners and behaviour, or what is vulgarly called good nature . . . must be permanent, sincere, not assumed or affected, but flowing from a real benevolence of mind, which takes delight in contributing all it can to the welfare of others’. It is on the contrary ‘a fiend-like disposition to be pleased with giving pain’. Sour humour turns women into viragos or men-women, giving them wrinkles, causing their cheeks to sink, their eyes to become inflamed, and their complexions to fade. Such a disposition may be bestowed at birth, or may be learned subsequently: ‘There are two sources from whence what is called ill nature proceeds; the one, is from the seeds of tyranny in the soul; the other, only from habit or accidents.’17 Whereas the first is largely unstoppable, the second may be softened through the exercise of reason and reflection. Collier was particularly interested in these questions of sincerity and authenticity. To what extent is feminine perfection (or indeed a fiend-like disposition) inherited, and to what extent can it be learned or perfected? Is it possible to determine the difference between an affected goodness (or badness) and one which is permanent and sincere? Whereas Haywood hoped that women would nurture the ‘modest timidity’ they had been born with, Collier experimented further with the idea that maliciousness, like modesty, is ‘implanted in our natures’ (p. 6).18 She replaces the familiar set of feminine charms with an equally familiar set of feminine faults, cleverly retaining the hyperbole of sentimental femininity whilst unpicking its basic assumptions. The task at hand in The Art is not how to be kind, but rather how craftily to cultivate a reputation for kindliness which serves the tormentor’s own ends. By rethinking the notion of innateness, Collier exposes the hypocrisy at the heart of the view that feminine virtue comes somehow more naturally to women than to men—especially when that view is held by men who set about the task of teaching women natural modesty.
Conduct books for men had evolved into satires by the mid-eighteenth century. Collier knew Jonathan Swift’s Directions to Servants (1745), an essay which sends up conventional advice books by purporting to teach servants how to perpetrate ‘villainies and frauds’ against their masters and mistresses. But conduct books for women remained popular, often analysing women’s follies (vanity, greed, impiousness, irrationality) with a view to mending them.19 Collier follows a radically different method. Devoting her entire book to cataloguing the delights of tormenting others, Collier implies that traditional conduct books are woefully inadequate to mend a natural bent towards mischief-making and should therefore be read only as a guide to how not to behave. The sentimental woman was expected to be ceaselessly vigilant over the effects of her company on others, taking every opportunity to gladden, solace, and comfort those around her. Collier turns this watchfulness around: the proficient tormentor is aware of the impressions she makes, but uses this awareness to determine her most effective strategy. She may begin her campaign by flattering and cajoling, but then display an abrupt ‘change of temper’ (p. 64). Sincere-seeming kindness is therefore only a method of ensnaring dupes upon whom she plans to ‘exercise the utmost brutality, under the name of plain-dealing’ (p. 66). The more accurate her assessments of their characters and dispositions, the more keenly the effects of her strokes will be felt—and the greater her pleasure in mortifying her prey.
The authors of conduct books often emphasized the value of female friendship. James Fordyce described the qualities women should look for and nurture in one another, namely open-heartedness, discretion, steadiness, cheerfulness, and wisdom without censoriousness.20 Rather than privileging alliances between women, like Fordyce, or striving benevolently to find reasons to like others, as Haywood recommended, Collier instead suggests ways women might identify, nourish, and then capitalize on their reasons for disliking each other—especially if these reasons are groundless.21 She teaches her apprentice tormentors to be mindful that ‘those injuries go nearest to us, that we neither deserve nor expect’ (p. 66). A woman is easily mortified about her clothes since the tormentor may simply claim to have seen some unfashionable person wearing the very same gown or cap. She is readily embarrassed when her careful efforts to attract suitors are exposed, and the proficient tormentor may even find ways to steal her intended lover or, if that fails, of cooling his affections towards her. If she finds herself in the company of someone delicate or infirm, she may recommend all sorts of vigorous activities such as walking in the heat, staying out in a damp evening, and hurrying from place to place. If the indisposed party objects, ‘you may accuse her of affectation, and a design of spoiling company’ (p. 87). A woman of feeling therefore makes a richly rewarding tormentee, whereas picking a target with no tender affections means that ‘all your sport is lost; and you might as well shoot your venom at a marble statue in your garden’ (p. 23). Here the blush is not a sign of authentic feminine feeling but a valuable currency to exact from other women. The vulnerable female body and her correspondingly passive disposition are no longer respected on their own terms but are instead treasured as sources of malicious merry-making. But Collier’s exposure of the hypocrisies behind society’s attachment to sentimentality is never itself malicious. For in The Art she imagines a new mode of femininity which is self-aware, self-confident, and (above all) morally robust—even as she vividly sketches its opposite. Her tough reasoning assumes that women are capable of moral intelligence and are therefore responsible for altering society’s opinion of them, and allows her to retain the meaningful aspects of feminine sentiment—goodwill, sympathy, tolerance—while dispensing with those she considered narrow-minded and outmoded.
The Art reflects the fact that the lives of most middle-class Englishwomen centred around the home. Women were often entrusted with the efficient running of the household and undertook some domestic work. Although (or perhaps because) their social and professional freedoms were limited, the moral status of women within the home rose dramatically in the early to mid-eighteenth century.22 As early as 1673, Allestree was arguing the importance of domestic life to the welfare of society at large: ‘the Estate of Republicks entirely hangs on private families, the little Monarchies both composing and giving Law unto the great.’ George Lyttleton’s later poem, Advice to a Lady (1733), is a paean to ‘domestic worth’ based on the assumption that ‘A woman’s noblest station is retreat’.23 Richardson’s Pamela and many other novels reflected and refracted these beliefs, favouring the household as a scene of drama and concentrating on essentially private relationships such as courtship, marriage, and parenthood. Collier’s epigraph from Horace’s Ars Poetica, ‘Celebrare domestica facta’ (Celebrate domestic affairs), printed on the frontispiece of the 1753 edition and repeated in 1757, confirms that domesticity is a central concern of The Art. But the quotation from Horace is accompanied by another from The Child’s Guide: ‘The Cat doth play, | And after slay.’ Together these two fragments raise and then find fault with the notion of noble, exalted domesticity. Part of the satire of The Art is indeed directed against those who regarded home-making as inevitably ennobling, for Collier bluntly confronts the problem of making meaningful a life spent at home.
Some women extended the confines of their worlds by reading or seeking out stimulating company, but Collier’s ‘solution’ is radically different. In The Art, the very qualities which many believed suited women to domestic rather than public life (especially modesty and self-abnegation), as well as their supposed flaws, are turned against those who might otherwise have profited from their confinement. Collier pokes fun at the idea that marriage was a union based on mutual respect which nevertheless depended upon women’s wills being duly submissive to those of their ‘lawfull Superiors’.24 The chapter addressed to husbands is very brief for, Collier reasons, ‘the sport of Tormenting is not the husband’s chief game’ (p. 43). A longer chapter for wives is included in the second part of The Art, devoted to the power conferred upon tormentors by the affections of others. Here women are advised to exploit the opportunities offered freely by husbands who ‘either through affection, or indolence, have given up their legal rights; and have, by custom, placed all the power in the wife’ (p. 43). If her husband is fond of music, his wife may persuade the children to create a noisy distraction. If he wants to talk quietly to her, she may immediately find something more pressing to attend to. If she finds herself in the company of his friends, she may plague her husband by being insufferably rude to them. Even gestures of affection present opportunities for ‘deep malignant pleasure’ (p. 51): a wife may bamboozle her husband into submission by kissing him, hanging around his neck, and bestowing more tormenting endearments upon him than a swarm of hornets, all the time working up his fondness for her—for one of the techniques most worth perfecting is that of ‘forcing the offended person to ask pardon of the first aggressor’. The Art even contains some rather sinister advice about how to give the false impression of starving oneself, a technique guaranteed to cause any husband ‘no small uneasiness’ (p. 58). In short, the tormentor assiduously studies her husband’s temper ‘in order never to do any one thing that will please him’ (p. 55).
Eighteenth-century satires are full of descriptions of such household minxes. Edward Young’s ‘On Women’, for example, deplores precisely the studied contrariness relished in The Art: ‘Her lover must be sad, to please her spleen, | His mirth is an inexpiable sin.’25 Moralists and polemicists often condemned women’s partiality to expensive imported luxuries and their tendency towards avarice and extravagance.26 Collier describes how husbands lavish clothes and all sorts of other vanities upon their wives, agreeing that these blandishments finally breed contempt in women whose reciprocal fondness lasts only as long as the gifts do. Wives’ ‘coquette-behaviour’ (p. 48) is magnified tenfold when they themselves hold the purse strings—when, for example, they have brought their own fortunes to a marriage. On the surface, Collier’s description of vain, manipulative wives is remarkably similar to Young’s. But behind her mirth and occasional vitriol, unlike those of male satirists, lies an awareness of the many miserable marriages that must have existed in the eighteenth century. Although a wife might have enjoyed an allowance, most of her assets would have passed at her marriage from her father to her husband, and she would have been fully dependent upon him for subsistence and company. Collier’s subtext in The Art is that women need more advice about how to torment others because of their relative powerlessness at home.
Collier makes literary capital out of the boredom which surely afflicted many middle-class women, even those who enjoyed an affluent lifestyle. When gentlewomen could afford to employ domestic help, their workloads were eased by housekeepers, chambermaids, cooks, and nursery staff. Servants’ accommodation and clothes were usually provided by their employers, so the more well-dressed servants a family could afford, the stronger the impression they could create of enjoying wealth and prosperity. The leisured middle-class lady, delicate and unsuited to work, herself became a status symbol—and, at the same time, a source of anxiety. Joseph Addison and Richard Steele remarked in the pages of The Spectator and The Tatler that middle-class women who enjoyed displaying the wealth of their husbands or fathers were becoming as frivolous and demanding as ladies pampered at court, while Fordyce pointed out apprehensively that ‘there are many young ladies, whose situation does not supply a sphere of domestic exercise sufficient to fill up that part of their time, which is not necessarily appropriated to female occupations and innocent amusements,’ urging them to fill their spare hours purposefully and wisely.27 Collier suggests mischievously that middle-class women employ their copious spare time experimenting with their increasing levels of authority over servants. The spiteful pleasure some ladies must have taken in abusing these responsibilities is suggested by her proposed techniques for humiliating domestic staff. Mistresses may reject their servants’ reasonable excuses and make unreasonable and self-contradictory demands. They may exploit their servants’ vulnerability to class-inflected criticism, accusing them of rising impertinently above themselves. A lady may trick a new maid into believing that she is her intimate friend and, in so doing, ‘draw her on to a freedom of speech, that, without such encouragement, would never have come into her head’. The maid’s forthrightness may then be cruelly punished, for her mistress may ‘upbraid her with being sprung from a dunghill’ and openly chastise herself for ‘conversing with so low a wretch’ (p. 19). The best way to subdue the pride of a social inferior, indeed, is to tell her ‘’twould much better become my station, than yours’ (p. 26). The studious efforts ladies make in The Art to assert their social superiority suggest the real difficulty some women experienced in exercising authority over domestic staff—and their pressing desire to do so. Once again Collier describes women’s faults in order better to expose them; in this case, the shameful, self-serving impulses which lay behind middle-class snobbery, and their cruel effects on the most helpless members of a household.
The chapter on humble companions explores the business of organized philanthropy with which women were increasingly involved at this time. The dependants Collier describes were often well-educated and well-born women who had fallen on hard times, perhaps because of the death of their parents or other family providers. Collier unmasks the pseudo-compassion which motivated some ladies to invite dependants into their homes, acting not out of a godly desire to help a fellow creature in distress, nor in anticipation of the gratitude they might receive for kindnesses freely bestowed, but to satisfy a longing for ‘new subjects of their power’ (p. 22). Humble companions were especially vulnerable because, unlike servants, they were unwaged and wholly dependent upon the charity of others.28 A lady may lavish compliments, sweetmeats, and promises on her companion after abusing her horribly, giving the poor girl the impression that she is herself at fault. She may complain about her companion’s very footfalls and, when these are muffled, accuse her of creeping around the house. She may express hollow pity for her companion’s imaginary embarrassing foibles (smelly feet, bad breath) clutching smelling salts to her nose whenever she appears. In a twisted inversion of empathy, or what Collier calls ‘a fine game at compassion’ (p. 33), she may pretend to be a surrogate for the loving parents her dependant has lost and then dash her hopes by suddenly turning cruel. Well versed in the art of verbal abuse, she may pick on a girl’s plainness or slowness—or, indeed, her beauty or wit—employing a ‘jargon of insult, reproach, and seeming tenderness’ (p. 27). Despite her keen awareness of class difference, and her scrutiny of the frustrations caused by women’s confinement and isolation, Collier is not advocating reform along the lines of Mary Wollstonecraft’s radically emancipatory vision of the 1790s. Her real interest lies in what Judith Hawley has called the ‘texture of social exchange’.29 Focusing on the subtle and often indefinable ways people affect and influence one another in a domestic setting, The Art explores the possibility that the everyday lives of all members of a household may improve if they treat one another with mutual respect.
Much of the humour in The Art hinges on debates about women’s education on which there was little consensus. The ladies’ academies and affordable elementary schools for girls, appearing in the early to mid-eighteenth century, had few pedagogical aspirations in the first instance, aiming first and foremost to prepare women from fairly well-to-do families for marriage. But as autodidacticism continued to rise and educational literature began to be published in greater quantities, women found themselves able to benefit professionally and commercially in new ways from education.30 Teaching was a respectable profession, and many middle-class women made a living as governesses to families who could afford to educate their children at home. Collier addresses her readers as pupils or scholars, and begins The Art with a defence of tormenting as an ancient science and a noble art which is useful enough to be taught in ‘every nation under heaven’ (p. 5). Men and women have displayed over centuries a natural flair for tormenting, but have not yet the arsenal at their disposal to bring its practice to perfection. It is this arsenal which Collier proposes to supply in The Art, distinguishing between common, vulgar methods of plaguing others, such as straightforward scolding, and the more refined strokes of the expert tormentor.
Collier would have been familiar with recent and contemporary pedagogical writings. She may have read Locke’s Some Thoughts Concerning Education (1693) which considers the moral benefits of education, including the role of parental guidance, and stresses the importance of training children to become responsible members of society rather than book-bound scholars. She may also have known Mary Astell’s A Serious Proposal to the Ladies for the Advancement of their True and Greatest Interest (1694) and A Serious Proposal, Part 2 (1697), both influenced by Locke, which attributed women’s errors to ‘the mistakes of our Education’. Astell argued that women often fail to achieve godliness because they have been trained to value only vanity, folly, idleness, skittishness, and ‘foolish Amours’. She therefore advocated the establishment of academies for women based on principles of spiritual retirement, suggesting that they transfer their attentions from the corruptible realm of the body to the immortal sphere of the mind. Daniel Defoe responded to Astell’s Serious Proposal, doubting that young ladies could be educated out of their ‘natural’ tendencies towards levity but arguing that they should nevertheless enjoy ‘the advantages of education’.31 Collier may have encountered the discussion of women’s education written by ‘Sophia’, Woman not Inferior to Man: or, A short and modest Vindication of the natural Right of the FAIR-SEX (1739) and, more recently, the fiercely polemical Beauty’s Triumph: Or the Superiority of the Fair Sex, Invincibly Proved (1751) which argued that women were as capable as men of assimilating history, politics, and philosophy.32 She was certainly familiar with Sarah Fielding’s The Governess: or, Little Female Academy (1749), a book designed to teach ‘girls how to behave to each other, and to their teachers,’ for she is known to have read it in proof.33 Like many women of her generation, she probably read The Tatler and The Spectator, as well as satirical responses such as The Female Spectator, all of which contained essays on women’s education and sought to inform readers as well as entertain them. Haywood published in The Female Spectator a letter from ‘Cleora’ which deplored women’s impoverished educational opportunities (‘Why do [men] call us silly women, and not endeavour to make us otherwise?’) and argued that the study of philosophy, mathematics, and geography would remedy women’s restlessness and inspire them to live virtuous lives. The husbands of educated women would also reap the benefits, she reasoned, for undertaking a purposeful programme of reading would leave wives with less time to pry into their affairs.34 The Female Spectator and Charlotte Lennox’s later Lady’s Monthly Museum (1760–1) both linked friendship, virtue, and intellectual pursuits, anticipating the Bluestocking movement which flourished in the 1770s and 1780s. Their mid-century advances eventually laid the groundwork for Catherine Macaulay’s Letters on Education (1790) and, especially, Mary Wollstonecraft’s trailblazing A Vindication of the Rights of Woman (1792).35
At the same time, however, the educated woman became a figure of hatred and suspicion. Polemicists and satirists quoted 1 Timothy 1: 12–13: ‘I do not permit a woman to be a teacher, nor must woman domineer over man; she should be quiet.’ Some argued that women were easily distracted or corrupted by reading and were drawn towards impure subject matter—especially novels. Molière’s play Les Femmes Savantes (1672) launched an assault against bookish ladies and was followed by an English comedy, The Female Wits (1704), which made fun of women playwrights. The extravagantly literary Phoebe Clinket in Three Hours After Marriage (1717), a comedy by John Gay, Alexander Pope, and John Arbuthnot, and the learned figure of Narcissa’s aunt in Tobias Smollett’s The Adventures of Roderick Random (1748), are both figures of ridicule.36 Perhaps because Restoration prostitutes had been regarded as notoriously witty, sharp-tongued women were denounced not merely as eccentric but also as morally and sexually tainted. One prominent Bluestocking, Elizabeth Montagu, argued that ‘wit is a dangerous quality . . . like a sword without a scabbard it wounds the wearer, and provokes assailants. I am sorry to say the generality of women who have excelled in wit have failed in chastity.’37
Collier draws on both the educational initiatives of her contemporaries and the fears of anti-educationalists and, in so doing, sheds light on both. Her decision to structure The Art as a pedagogical treatise is a riposte to those who believed women scarcely capable of reason and their intellects not worth educating. At the same time, however, Collier roguishly unpicks Haywood’s confident assertion ‘that knowledge can make the bad no worse’ in order to reveal the speciousness at the heart of the anti-feminist argument that educating women only makes them more ignorant.38 The Art takes dark delight in demonstrating just how pernicious the consequences might be of schooling ladies who have already proved themselves excellent students of obnoxiousness. Even simple-minded obtuseness is a skill well worth mastering. If your husband wants you to read poetry, ‘you may say, that indeed you have other things to mind besides poetry; and if he was uneasy at your taking care of your family and children, and mending his shirts, you wished he had a learned wife; and then he would soon see himself in a jail, and his family in rags’ (p. 56). Here Collier mocks the damaging assumption that educated women make neglectful wives, incapable of keeping house and fulfilling other domestic responsibilities. The ability sarcastically to deride other women’s learning also pays dividends. If your sisters-in-law should dare to point out a fine painting during a trip to Windsor Castle, ‘you may say “that, indeed, you don’t pretend to understand painting and history, and such learned things; you leave those studies to such wise ladies as they are . . .” ‘(pp. 90—I). A dependant makes excellent fodder for teasing if she is well educated, for the tormentor may unleash against her a volley of the well-worn clichés peddled by those who opposed the education of women:
Omit not any of those trite observations; that all Wits are slatterns;—that no girl ever delighted in reading, that was not a slut;—that well might the men say they would not for the world marry a Wit; that they had rather have a woman who could make a pudden, than one who could make a poem;—and that it was the ruin of all girls who had not independent fortunes, to have learnt either to read or write. (p. 29)
By teaching her students to parrot the most dim-witted arguments of anti-educationalists, particularly the idea that knowledge turns women into sluts, Collier takes a back-handed swipe at their misogyny and lack of imagination.
Women would have assumed much of the responsibility for educating their children to become young adults and, in the chapter of The Art addressed to parents, Collier describes how the best tormentors tutor their children from infancy to be a menace to themselves and everyone around them. Collier directs her instructions not towards those who feel ‘natural affection and tenderness’ (p. 35) towards their offspring, but rather towards those who are willing to exercise irresponsibly the powerful authority conferred by parenthood. The most efficient way of tormenting children, and of turning them into apprentice tormentors in their own right, is to spoil them rotten. Allestree had warned that ‘The will of a tender Infant, is like its Limbs, supple and pliant, but time confirms it, and custom hardens it; so ‘tis a cruel Indulgence to the poor Creature, to let it contract such habits, which must cost him so dear the breaking.’39 Collier advises on the contrary that mothers should cram rich food down their children’s throats, allow them to stay up late, and (best of all) train them to annoy teatime visitors by sticking snotty noses into the cream pot, drooling into the sugar, and stuffing bread and butter down ladies’ backs. Any form of discipline is expressly forbidden, except for the most trifling offences. But behind her triumphant celebration of disruptive behaviour, Collier seems certain that children are as capable of being properly educated as they are of being turned by their parents into brats. The stories in Sarah Fielding’s The Governess, one of the first books written expressly for children, were intended to teach little girls ‘that their true interest is concerned in cherishing and improving . . . amiable dispositions into habits; and in keeping down all rough and boisterous passions’.40 Like Fielding, Collier believed the foundation of children’s errors—and the seeds of their potential usefulness as young citizens—were set down during their earliest experiences of education.
Given Collier’s feisty contribution to the debate about learned women, and her shrewd remarks about teaching children, we should take with a pinch of salt the remarks she made with Sarah Fielding in a letter they wrote in 1751 to James Harris, a member of the Fieldings’ circle who may have helped Collier draft The Art. Here Collier and Fielding quote from Alexander Pope’s 1711 An Essay on Criticism (‘a little learning is a dang’rous thing’), describing themselves as ‘little children’ who fear ‘the censure cast on those women who, having picked up a few scraps of Horace, immediately imagine themselves fraught with all knowledge’.41 But Collier deployed in The Art her knowledge of Horace and many other writers with consummate skill. Like many other educated women, especially those in insecure social circumstances, she must surely have feared that she might be ridiculed for her wit. But she showed herself capable in The Art of reflecting intelligently on precisely those fears, and of writing with verve and humour about them.
Collier’s familiarity with classical and contemporary satires informs and enlivens her own satirical voice in The Art. Her commonplace book confirms that both Jane and her sister Margaret, who transcribed its contents, knew Latin and Greek—skills foundational to the education of gentlemen but seldom taught to girls because they were thought to be irrelevant to domestic life. She quotes in The Art from Abraham Cowley’s translation of the works of Martial, the Roman satirical epigrammist, and probably knew Horace’s satires as well as Ars Poetica before Henry Fielding presented her with a copy of Horace’s works in 1754. She may also have had in mind Ovid’s Remedia Amoris, a poem which supplied antidotes to the fond feelings of men and women for one another.42 Like most satires, The Art exposes human errors with a view towards mending them. Writing about the erosion of family life, Haywood argued that ‘Times like these require corrosives, not balsams to amend:—The sore has already eaten into the very bowels of public happiness, and they must tear away the infected part, or become a nuisance to themselves and all about them.’43 Collier took this challenge seriously and found the corrosive, uncompromising voice of satire perfectly suited to her purpose. The Art lays bare the subtly damaging, accumulative effects of petty selfishnesses, especially those indulged by women, in order that families and acquaintances might recognize and eventually change for the better their own lives and those of their loved ones. While Collier protests against the idea that women should be modest and only rudimentarily educated, her satirical voice attacks at the same time the ways in which women stoop to manipulate those around them, indulging precisely the weaknesses for which they are most often criticized. Their malevolent acts are moreover seldom punished because they are so carefully tailored to fit in with cultural assumptions about femininity. By conforming to type, Collier suggests, women nourish and sustain the injustices perpetrated against them instead of confronting them directly.
Satire flourished in the Restoration and the eighteenth century as John Dryden, John Wilmot Earl of Rochester, Swift, Pope, and Samuel Johnson developed afresh the heroic intellectual tradition. Women had always been a popular satirical target, but men were directing more vitriol than ever against them in this period. Many criticized not simply women’s failings but the ‘natural’ flaws of the female sex, especially sexual corruption, capricious-ness, and narcissism. Swift satirized proud, vain women in ‘A Beautiful Young Nymph Going to Bed’ where the superficially polished Corinna returns home from London’s red-light district, Drury Lane, to pluck off her wig, pop out her artificial eye, unlace her ‘steel-ribb’d bodice’, and cover her running sores with plasters.44 In his essay ‘A Discourse Concerning the Original and Progress of Satire’, Dryden suggested that satire’s principle function was to caution readers ‘against one particular vice or folly’. Although he distanced himself from the most vicious parts of Juvenal’s sixth satire (‘Whatever his Roman ladies were, the English are free from all his imputations’), his 1693 translation pillories women who have eclipsed plain simple manners with ‘pride, laziness, and all luxurious arts’. Some of the harshest invective is reserved for those who are over-educated:
But of all plagues, the greatest is untold;
The book-learned wife, in Greek and Latin bold45
Writing along the same lines, and with typical hyperbole, Young warned women to ‘Beware the fever of the mind’:
Is’t not enough plagues, wars, and famines
rise To lash our crimes, but must our wives be wise?
George Lyttelton agreed in Advice to a Lady, cautioning women to
wisely rest content with modest sense;
For wit, like wine, intoxicates the brain,
Too strong for feeble woman to sustain46
Pope refined these nightmarish visions of female wit in An Epistle to a Lady, praising the modest, cultured intelligence of the poem’s dedicatee, Martha Blount, in comparison to Philomedé who foolishly flaunts her learning by ‘lecturing all mankind’. And in an issue of The Spectator published in 1711, Abraham Thrifty complains about his over-educated nieces: ‘Whilst they should have been considering the proper ingredients for a sack-posset, you should hear a dispute concerning the magnetical virtue of the loadstone, or perhaps the pressure of the atmosphere.’47 Whether they are describing negligent wives and mothers, vain coquettes, or alarmingly articulate scholars, these satires share an anxiety about women’s moral imperfections. Collier’s purposes were very different, but she may have drawn from her contemporaries some ideas for turning abuse into a finely honed art.
Satire’s characteristically combative, assertive wit meant that it was an essentially masculine genre, and female satirists were often regarded by men as both threatening and unnatural. Fordyce warned young ladies that ‘an air and deportment, of the masculine kind, are always forbidding’ and this held as true in print as it did in everyday life.48 Pope’s witty woman, Atossa, suggests the perils women exposed themselves to when they criticized others, for although she
Shines, in exposing knaves, and painting fools,
Yet is, whate’er she hates and ridicules
...
So much the fury still outran the wit,
The pleasure missed her, and the scandal hit.49
Outspoken, articulate women, particularly those who criticized others in print, sometimes received far more savage treatment than the targets of their own satires. Collier risked being compared to the shrewish women she so eloquently lampooned, and it is easy to underestimate the extent to which she laid herself open to reproach. It was not long since the satirical novelist Delarivière Manley (1663-1724) had been denounced for publishing material related to her scandalous life, and it is telling that some of Collier’s first readers assumed that The Art was written by a man—although Collier joked that ‘My being the author is now one of those profound secrets that is known only to all the people that I know.’ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu assumed that it was by Sarah Fielding; her underwhelmed response, preserved in a letter to her daughter, was that it ‘tormented me very much’.50 The unsuitability of satire as a genre for women writers is suggested in the 1804 edition of The Art, where Jane’s brother Arthur is recorded as having lamented ‘that a sister possessing such amiable manners, and such abilities, should only be known to the literary world by a satirical work’.51 The unique interest of The Art lies not only in its subtly outraged response to protocols of modest, refined femininity, but also to the assumption that women could not or should not write satire.
Collier’s very first satirical examples deal not with domestic scenes but issues affecting society at large. Perhaps she was drawing from her family’s own bitter experience when she suggests that the fiscal and legal linchpins of society must surely have been carefully designed to torment those least able to defend themselves. Debtors who lack only the means and not the will to pay make excellent victims for the tormentor whose voice Collier adroitly assumes: ‘I instantly throw him into jail, and there I keep him to pine away his life in want and misery’ (p. 8). The tormentor’s sport is doubled if the wretched man has a wife and children to support, and trebled if he is finally driven insane by his plight. Collier draws her reader into complicitous agreement, suggesting that the pleasures of tormenting are their own reward even if no money is recovered: ‘You mistake greatly, my friend, if you think I defeat my own ends;—for my ends are to plague and torment, not only a fellow creature, but a fellow Christian’ (p. 8). Collier cajoles us into imitating her outrageous behaviour and, at the same time, exposes our unchristian cruelty. One of her main achievements as a satirist is her ability to manipulate her own voice: by cleverly ventriloquizing arguments she disagrees with, she hands over to her readers the responsibility to arbitrate the debate.
Collier’s closing parable further illuminates the purposes of her satire. In a mythical past age, she writes, the lion, the leopard, and the lynx squabbled bitterly over whose ancestors had written an old poem signed only with the letter ‘L’ describing the ‘exquisite torment’ (p. 100) felt by prey when their living flesh is torn apart. Only the horse guesses the true identity of the author:
‘For it is impossible’, says he, ‘that any beast, that has the feeling which our author shows for the tortured wretches who are torn by savage teeth and claws, should ever make the ravages, which, it is notorious, are daily made by the three fierce competitors before us. The writer of this poem, therefore,’ continued he, ‘must be no other than the lamb. As it is from suffering, and not from inflicting torments, that the true idea of them is gained.’ (p. 100)
It is only possible to write about torment, in other words, if one has first been tormented. The parable neatly encapsulates two possible responses to The Art. Whereas a frivolous reader will merely enjoy Collier’s wit, mistaking her voice for those of the tormentors she lampoons, a more sympathetic reader will register her subtle and sometimes poignant defence of society’s most vulnerable groups.52 For although The Art is a conventional satire insofar as it exposes the faults of wrongdoers with a view towards reforming them, its other important accomplishment is to express allegiance with tormentors’ long-suffering victims. If Collier’s voice at times seems strident, it is so that we may better hear the voiceless.