When the Captain wakes up he can feel his brains moving around, hovering over his two eyes like a spacecraft, telling them to remain closed. The eyes obey. They are good soldiers. The day ahead will bring him, keeper of eyes and brain, much suffering. The rest of the Captain’s body—feet, legs, arms, chest—refuses to fall into a pit of sorrow and regret, they follow the Captain’s orders and continue down the path of pretend sleep. This goes on for hours.
The Captain is quiet, motionless. Once the eyes open there’s no going back, he’ll be in the world in the worst way, for another installment, but lying in bed, with eyes and body committed to an extended period of darkness, nothing terrible happens. He talks himself into believing that everything will be all right. Outside his window a cluster of mechanical birds imitate the sounds of pigeons, endlessly repeating the phrase, who-who. Earlier in the night, from 3 A.M. till dawn, before the machine birds, there was the chattering hobo lady, struggling with her identity song. She woozily sang, who am I, who am I, each time emphasizing the who or the I. Very often she leaves the Captain old baked goods from the health food store that are minutes from mold. In the middle of the day, when the Captain is far from home, he thinks about his bed and the powder-blue pillow, the only safe place on this entire planet. His room is next to a thorny, raspberry-colored bougainvillea. Other birds, birds far happier than the pigeons and their mechanical imitators, congregate in the big thorny bush, where chaos reigns in chirping dialogue. Several conversations going on at once. Bird social hour. What are the real birds telling each other that the fake birds don’t understand? Are any of them worried about dying or is that just the Captain’s continual fear? Do they think about anything besides the nest, a need for better twigs? Are there enough worms to go around? How impossible would it be for an old tired beak to snatch a piece of cotton? The Captain imagines being one of them, he conjures a horror story of marauding squirrels gorging on his eggs. His family is gone.
The Captain has a dim appreciation for what he is. As a person, he thinks, I have the ability to willfully limit my exposure to the outside world. He can flip a small toggle switch near his brain. Following a tiny bit of sound, a hum, an invisible wall of hard plastic, similar to the force-shield used by astronauts on old television shows, appears and seals off the area. In other words, self-control.
After eight hours of sleep the Captain can almost talk himself into believing that he’d never been born, that he was plagued only by his terrible imagination, that he’d never done anything wrong and he’s not a worthless human being. He finds it difficult to convince himself that he’s not just rotting away. Not a fast death, like all these birds that could die later today, but something slow and cruel.
With eyes still closed, the Captain pictures an unusual event from the previous day: A pigeon flew at his car and slammed into the windshield.
Just as he recalls the hollow feathery thump, his eyes open. He couldn’t help it. He let his guard down. Vigilance, no longer his strong suit. And there it is, the shock of the banal day with all its secret threats. Time to repeat everything he’s done before: boil water, make coffee. The doctor says no caffeine, so he does it for the smell, for the security, to pretend that the coast is clear. He shuffles outside to get the paper. He is not chained up. He is loose. Gravel feels sexy on the pads of his bare feet. If a neighbor were to suddenly materialize from an enclosure and address him with a hello, what’s up, he would do his best to answer by saying the words, nothing much, and repeat the what’s up question back to the neighbor because that is how people are greeting each other these days. He would also wave just in case his voice doesn’t travel far enough to reach their ears. But no one physically appears from behind a wall or sliding glass door, there are no neighbors on the street. It is a few minutes prior to noon on a Thursday and all the residents are at work, therefore he goes unnoticed. Another miracle. Occasionally the Captain thinks he’s speaking when he’s dead silent. He has no idea what he sounds like. Like a garbage disposal or rushing water or a trash can rolling down the street? Once a booming voice, now barely above a whisper. Should he urinate in the middle of the street? He does have to pee and this does cross his mind. He remains civilized, returns inside.
The Captain inherited a lot of money from his parents when they died. He knew acquiring all that money would have a strange effect on him, and it has. This isn’t a smooth transition. The happiness factor, or what there was of it, has definitely subsided.
Questions about getting out of his pajamas begin to pile up: Is it really a good idea? Is the Captain ready? What would he do once he took them off? Will a bath or shower be part of the day’s festivities? Does he respond well to warm water and soap? Are there clean clothes to wear? Will this transition be as difficult as all the others? He got the idea of getting out of his pajamas from the newspaper. The headline read, CIVILIANS, GET OUT OF PANAMA!
He has become an outpatient in his own little ward, morgue, bedroom, bathroom, universe. Can he be trusted? Will he wander off? Is he truly ready for a change? Of bed sheets and life? Can he be trusted? Something unexpected could happen and that would disrupt the continuity. A door could swing open inviting in all forms of trouble.
The Captain’s impulse to get out of pajamas was a positive sign. Just thinking about it seemed beyond anything he’d ever really considered since the inheritance went through, but it also made a certain kind of sense. He should be brave and just do it. But once out of his pajamas there are expectations that need to be met, his own, which he’s not sure about, and the world’s, that seem overwhelming and beyond his ability to cope. Is there a law against smelling bad? He really wants to know. The Captain looks down at his legs, the comforting black and brown plaid pajamas that haven’t been washed since he purchased them; of course they need washing but they’ve also done fine without that indulgence. Aromas such as beef jerky, chocolate, and b.o. commingle in fabric.
An enormous fly enters the room even though all the windows are closed. It must be the same fly that’s here every day but waits until midday to get things started. The fly couldn’t be louder if it was playing the electric guitar. It travels through the room, taking stock. The fly hovers over the Captain as if he were a steaming pile, a compost heap. Eventually it lands on his big toe, and quickly figures out that he’s not fecal matter per se, but just a strongly scented living organism with flaky skin. Once a fly hater from way back the Captain experiences a heart pang. He loves the fly. As far as the fly is concerned the feelings are mutual.