TABLE OF CONTENTS
TITLE PAGE
COPYRIGHT PAGE
1. BLOODTHIRSTY MAN
Hitler Ski Story
Bloodthirsty Man
Of Two Minds
Wicked Maid Churning Butter
Monkey Man Killer
Pajamas
Morality Play
2. MARNIE
Clare
Centipede
The Fecality of it All
Baby Hairs
Marnie
3. TIPS FROM THE SENSUAL MAN
Tips from the Sensual Man
Pink Slip of Wood
Twins
Enchanted Forest
Dear Après-Ski Forum
4. TECHNICALLY DADLESS
Death by Toilet
Cliff
Our Lizards
Technically Dadless
My Two Sons