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Shrinkology

The minute I sat down in the chair across from hers, the school shrink gave me a warm welcome.

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“Please don’t say it like that,” I told her.

Ms. Jordan leaned back in her chair and studied me. “Don’t say it like what?” she asked.

“With all capital letters and an exclamation mark at the end.” I sat on my hands. “Rafe and I aren’t the same person. And besides, he’s not as bad as everyone around here thinks.”

I thought about how he’d helped out at the garage sale and defended me to the Lizard King—even though that hadn’t really happened—and I got a warm, fuzzy feeling.

“Hmm.” Ms. Jordan picked up a pencil and bounced it off the table a few times. “So—what brings you here, Georgia?”

Um, royal command of the Lizard King?

“It’s a long story.”

“I have a lot of time on my hands,” Ms. Jordan said.

I sighed. Clearly, I wasn’t going to escape until I’d delivered my autobiography.

I tried to give her the condensed version.