Chapter 1: Rafe Is a Big, Fat Liar
Chapter 2: Don’t Mess with a Khatchadorian
Chapter 3: Horrors of an (In)Famous Brother
Chapter 4: Miller the (Mini) Killer
Chapter 5: Rhonda Helps Me, Helps, Helps Me, Rhonda
Chapter 6: The Princess Patrol!
Chapter 10: Sweet Home Georgiabama
Chapter 11: My Mom Is My Best Friend
Chapter 12: The Princess Dress Code
Chapter 14: This Is Probably a Ginormous Mistake, But…
Chapter 16: Mrs. Stricker Loves Me
Chapter 17: Mrs. Stricker Loves Me Not…
Chapter 18: “The First Detention Is Always the Hardest”—RAFE K.
Chapter 19: A Day at the School Factory
Chapter 20: Every Band Needs a Groupie
Chapter 21: Squealing on Rafe Is Fun
Chapter 22: My Mom Is My Worst Nightmare
Chapter 23: It Ain’t Easy Being Green
Chapter 24: The Princesses’ Hairstyle Rules
Chapter 25: I Wasn’t Crying About My Hair
Chapter 26: I’m Being Followed
Chapter 28: My Six Favorite Books This Year (So Far)
Chapter 29: The Truth About Jeanne Galletta
Chapter 30: General Rafe Torture
Chapter 33: Shoo Pie, Don’t Bother Me
Chapter 35: Grandma’s Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown
Chapter 36: “We Stink” Up the Garage Sale
Chapter 39: I Find You Offensive, Mini-Miller the Killer
Chapter 41: Georgia’s Last Stand
Chapter 43: South Nowhere Street
Chapter 45: When You Seek Revenge, Dig Two Graves
Chapter 46: Revenge Served Lukewarm
Chapter 47: A Visit with the Lizard King
Chapter 48: This Deserves Two Chapters
Chapter 49: Crime and Punishment
Chapter 52: Jeanne Galletta Is Actually a Princess
Chapter 53: Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect
Chapter 54: How I Became a Princess
Chapter 56: Jules Explains It All
Chapter 60: Princess Gone Wild
Chapter 63: Cease-Fire Between Rafe and Me (This Is Real. Honest.)
Chapter 64: Cease-Fire Over, War Resumes