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How I Became a Princess

I swear I was about to tell Mom about the pudding and the detention and all of that the minute my bandmates headed home. Really. It’s just… I was a little worried that she wouldn’t let me go to the dance if I mentioned it. I wanted to make sure I said it the right way….

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“I CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MY DRESS FOR THE DANCE!” Rhonda said. She’d followed me home from school again to watch us practice, but somehow I didn’t mind so much. “WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, GEORGIA?”

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Mom cocked her head, as if she was interested in hearing the answer.

“I… I haven’t thought about it,” I confessed.

“WELL, THINK ABOUT IT!” Rhonda cried. “YOU’LL BE UP ONSTAGE!”

“And it’s your first school dance,” Mom agreed. “Rhonda’s right. I’m taking you to Smythe and Smythe.”

“The fancy department store?” I asked. I’d actually set foot in there only once before. A very tall, very scary-looking woman with no eyebrows squirted me with a bottle of stinky perfume. It took two days to get the smell off.

So that’s how I forgot to mention my detention and instead ended up going shopping with Rhonda and my mom.

I headed straight for the sale rack, where fashions come to die of humiliation.

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“None of these really seem like me,” I said.

“WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?” Rhonda asked.

From Rhonda’s excited tone, I could only imagine what she had just picked up.

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Fortunately, my imagination was way off.

“Oh, I love it!” Mom said, taking the hanger from Rhonda and grabbing my arm. “Georgia, you have to try it on.”

So I did.

I knew it was the perfect dress even before I stepped out of the dressing room. But when I came out, Rhonda let out a screech and tackled my mom in a huge hug. Mom said, “You look beautiful, Georgia.”

I turned and gazed at myself in the three-way mirror. Beautiful? Well, she’s my mom. But I definitely looked pretty good.

“IN YOUR FACE, MISSY TRILLIN!” Rhonda squealed.

I smiled. Yeah, I thought. I look kinda princessy. In a good way.

This could really work.

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