Every dog has its proper name and also several nicknames. It’s inevitable—if you’ve ever had a dog, you know what I mean. The funny thing is, they answer to all of them.
Mr. Henry
Mr. H
H
Hank
Poo (as in the Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo from South Park)
Poo Bear
Boo
Kangaroo
Turkey Legs
King Henry
Henry Krishna (For kicks, we’d sing “Henry Krishna” and clap our hands, and he’d bark his head off.)
Goose (the silly variety)
FiveFan Photoshops gave me this wonderful gift. This is what Henry and Jasper would look like if they’d had a chance to stand side by side.
Sir Jasper
Jaspy
Jasperino
Jasperpoo
Pumpkinhead
Peanut
Lil’ Ear
Chicken
Noodle
Baby
J-Man
Mr. J
Monster