Contents

1. Cover
2. Title Page
3. Dedication
4. Introduction
5. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT JASPER
   1. My Dog, the Celebrity
   2. Dog Owners “Get” Each Other
   3. Who Needs Twitter? I Did, Apparently.
   4. What Kind of Dog Is Jasper? A Hungarian Vizsla
   5. Are You Jasper’s Mom?
   6. Henry Vizsla
   7. Bringing Henry Home
   8. Peter Gets Arrested—Because of the Dog
   9. One Last Swim
   10. Nicknames
   11. Jasper
   12. Dog on the Loose—and Dragging a Table
   13. Separation Anxiety—But Whose?
   14. Dog Park Rules
   15. The Protest Pee
   16. You’re Back! Here’s a Stuffed Animal Carcass
   17. Dana’s Personal Tips for Dog Training
   18. Dogus Interruptus
   19. Nonstop Jasper Chatter
   20. “The Vizsla”
   21. Jasper and Water
   22. Not Just a City Dog
   23. A Day in the Life of Jasper
   24. Jasper Grows Up
6. INTRODUCING @FIVEFAN PHOTOSHOPS
   1. Portraits of a Dog
   2. Play Like a Champion, Train Like an Underdog
   3. Out and About
   4. Jingle Bells and Jack-o-Lanterns
   5. The Secret Life of Jasper
   6. Collect Them All!
   7. Political Hot Dog
   8. American Classics
   9. Jasper’s Glamorous TV Life
7. Acknowledgments
8. Also by Dana Perino
9. Newsletters
10. Copyright