So did being crowned New York State’s Funniest Kid Comic change my life?
A little. Couldn’t hurt, right? Better than a sharp stick in the eye.
For instance, one morning the zombies all got together and carried me to school.
They said my act was so funny (they caught it on SpookTube), they laughed their butts off.
And talk about applause. When these guys give you a hand, they give you a hand.
Fortunately, none of the zombies wanted to eat me.
“You a comedian,” one drooling ghoul grumbled. “You taste funny.”