CONTENTS

Foreword by James Ross Lightfoot

Disclaimer

Introduction: To Know Them Is to Love Them. Or Not.

CHAPTER 1: Wired for Speed

CHAPTER 2: T-Men

CHAPTER 3: Acting School with Sand Gnats

CHAPTER 4: Crème de la Crème

CHAPTER 5: Snake Code

CHAPTER 6: Out of the Cage

CHAPTER 7: Freedom

CHAPTER 8: “Oh, Shit” Moments

CHAPTER 9: More with Less

CHAPTER 10: Executive Douchebags

CHAPTER 11: Have Gun, Will Travel

CHAPTER 12: Cold Knocks

CHAPTER 13: IA

CHAPTER 14: 5150s

CHAPTER 15: Hollywood on Crack

CHAPTER 16: Dysfunksional

CHAPTER 17: The Cost of Doing America’s Business

CHAPTER 18: A Special Place in Heaven

Encore: Smokin’ and Jokin’

Glossary

Acknowledgments

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