CONTENTS

Introduction: Shula Pride

1 A SOVEREIGN MASCULINITY

2 CATECHISM

3 “WHO IS JOHN CARROLL?”

4 THE CLEVELAND CALIPH

5 ONE TOUGH SONOFABITCH

6 COACH SHULA

7 FLY ME TO THE MOON

8 NATIONAL FRUSTRATION LEAGUE

9 SWEET

10 SOUR

11 “THE BIGGEST THING SINCE BUBBLE GUM”

12 HIRED BY THE MAN WHO FIRED FLIPPER

13 BUTCH, SUNDANCE, AND A CUDDLY CYPRIOT

14 “STAY READY, EARL. STAY READY”

15 RAPTURE

16 “CAMELOT DISAPPEARED”

17 “IT’S ALMOST BIZARRE”

18 SUBPLOTS AND COUNTERPLOTS

19 “THIS IS STILL MY PRODUCT”

20 NEW KID IN TOWN

21 “SHULA IS GOD”

22 NO NEED TO RUSH

23 DON VOYAGE

24 A GRANITE-JAWED DEITY, STILL

Notes

Index