Contents

1. Cover
2. Title Page
3. Welcome
4. Dedication
5. Acknowledgments
6. Introduction We’re Screwed… But We Can Get Un-Screwed
7. Chapter 1 Don’t Tell Us How to Live Our Lives
8. Chapter 2 … And Don’t Tell Us How to Spend Our Money
9. Chapter 3 The Department of Duh-fense
10. Chapter 4 How Do You Spell “Educashun”?
11. Chapter 5 Wanna Start a Business? Bahahaha!
12. Chapter 6 Regulation Nation
13. Chapter 7 The Problem with Free Money
14. Chapter 8 Party! Party! Party!
15. Chapter 9 Our Unprecedented Opportunity for Success—or Jackassery
16. Chapter 10 What We Can Do to Fix America Now
17. About the Author
18. Notes
19. Newsletters
20. Copyright