I hate to brag, but if my Bubbe’s Brisket isn’t enough to win you the spouse of your dreams, your perfect job or a role on Broadway, then quite frankly it’s you, not me. I filled this chapter with only my finest main courses like Smoky Beef Stuffed Eggplant, Roasted Leg of Lamb with Mint-Macadamia Pesto and Balsamic Braised Short Ribs. From lamb to beef and fish to chicken, you’ll have options galore. Gasp, you’re looking for bacon?! You are in the wrong place my dear. But aside from split-hooved and bottom dwellers, I have got you covered from here ’til next week, and beyond.