AGE AND GUILE BEAT YOUTH, INNOCENCE, AND A BAD HAIRCUT
(1995)

A FORGOTTEN HERO OF THE TROJAN WAR

Thersites only clamour’d in the throng,

Loquacious, loud, and turbulent of tongue:

Awed by no shame, by no respect controll’d,

In scandal busy, in reproaches bold;

With witty malice studious to defame;

Scorn all his joy, and laughter all his aim.

But chief he gloried with licentious style

To lash the great, and monarchs to revile …

Spleen to mankind his envious heart possess’d,

And much he hated all, but most the best.

—Alexander Pope’s
translation of The Iliad