Firm friends foster no wishlists.
Fire dogs gladden no brasses.
Frock coats flatter no waistlines.
Fly guys batter no punchbags.
Fish eyes slubber no fleabites.
Flesh pots gladden no phantoms.
French fries coarsen no lampreys.
Feast days plunder no parsleys.
Fruit bats clatter no cornstalks.
Fresh gourds threaten no porkers.
Flash girls butter no foreskins.
Fire trucks hasten no lightships.
Flown birds twitter no courtships.
Fox turds gather no mothballs.
Foul curds fatten no hedgehogs.
Flush nerds buckle no hairshirts.
Fat worms bubble no sheepdips.
Fur balls button no fatlips.
False beards beckon no hairclips.
Farm carts clutter no coalpits.
File cards foster no cock-ups.
Fine folks favour no pisspots.
Fine wines pleasure no penguins.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
JOHN WHITWORTH