Everyone Hates the English

Everyone hates the English,

     Including the English. They sneer

At each other for being so English,

    So what are they doing here,

The English? It’s thick with the English,

    All over the country. Why?

Anyone ever born English

    Should shut up, or fuck off, or die.

Anyone ever born English

    Should hold their extraction in scorn

And apologise all over England

    For ever at all being born,

For that’s how it is, being English;

    Fodder for any old scoff

That England might be a nice country

    If only the English fucked off!

KIT WRIGHT