He jumped off the box-car

In Eastbourne, the beast born

In him was too hungry to hide:

His neck in grief’s grommet,

He groaned through his vomit

At the churn

And the yearn

At the turn

Of the tide.

He headed him soon

For a sad-lit saloon

In back of the edge of the strand,

Where a man almost ended

Sat down and extended

His speckled,

Blue-knuckled

And cuckolded

Hand.

Cried, The wind broke my marriage in two.

Clean through the bones of it,

Christ how it blew!

I got no tomorrow

And sorrow

Is tough to rescind:

So forgive me if I should break wind, son,

Forgive me

If I should break wind.

At this the bartender

Addressed the agenda,

A dish-cloth kept dabbing his eye.

Said, Pardon intrusion

Upon your effusion

Of loss but none wooed it

Or rued it

As I.

For after the eve of Yvonne,

My God, how it hurts now the woman has gone!

Heart-sick as a dog,

I roll on like a log

Down the roaring black river

Where once sailed

A swan.

Then the dog on the floor,

Who’d not spoken before,

Growled, Ain’t it the truth you guys said?

I may be a son-

Of-a-bitch but that bitch

Was my Sun

And she dumped me,

The bitch did,

For dead.

So three lonely guys in the night and a hound

Drank up, and they headed them out to the Sound,

Threw up, then they threw themselves

In and they

Drowned.

          O dee-o-dayee…

          O dee-o-dayee…

          Woe-woe-dalayee…

KIT WRIGHT