Introduction: The Banquet of the Omnivores
ONE: Diogenes; or, The Taste of Octopus
TWO: Rousseau; or, The Milky Way
THREE: Kant; or, Ethical Alcoholism
FOUR: Fourier; or, The Pivotal Little Pie
FIVE: Nietzsche; or, The Sausages of the Anti-Christ
SIX: Marinetti; or, The Excited Pig
SEVEN: Sartre; or, The Revenge of the Crustaceans