Straight men in lesbian bars
Straight women who make out for men
Chasing Amy
The fall of Anne Heche
“Lesbian” porn
President Clinton
Congress (excl. Barney Frank)
“I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body”
Ani DiFranco
Folk music “All lesbians are in the Lesbian Mafia.”
“Ani DiFranco is no longer lesbian-identified.”
“Well, a million other folkie lesbians still are.”
“We don’t need to hate Ani. We just no longer listen to her.”
“I haven’t listened to that shit since Puddle Dive—”
“We know.”
“None of us have.”