The Lesbian Mafia Official Shitlist (Excerpt)

Straight men in lesbian bars

Straight women who make out for men

Chasing Amy

The fall of Anne Heche

“Lesbian” porn

President Clinton

Congress (excl. Barney Frank)

“I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body”

Ani DiFranco

Folk music “All lesbians are in the Lesbian Mafia.”

“Ani DiFranco is no longer lesbian-identified.”

“Well, a million other folkie lesbians still are.”

“We don’t need to hate Ani. We just no longer listen to her.”

“I haven’t listened to that shit since Puddle Dive—”

“We know.”

“None of us have.”