Contents

1. Title Page
2. Copyright Notice
3. Dedication
4. PART I
5. Fam
6. Bear Bear Harvest™
7. Biology Class
8. How to Wrestle a Girl
9. Easter Egg Surprise
10. Inappropriate Gifts
11. Lisa Bonet
12. Live Birth
13. Thirteen Porcelain Schnauzers
14. Not for Resale
15. Smoothies
16. Blood, Guts, and Bile
17. Young Woman Laughing into Her Salad
18. Side Effects Include Dizziness, Ringing in the Ears, and Memory Loss
19. Difficult Subjects
20. Trial of Ghosts
21. PART II
22. Grief Log
23. Fat
24. Lizard Sex
25. Dick Pic
26. Black Communion
27. In the Counselor’s Waiting Room with No Wi-Fi
28. Halloween
29. Quiz
30. Menstruation
31. Ambien and Brown Liquor
32. Parthenogenesis
33. ’Tis the Season
34. Answer Sheet
35. Ground Fighting
36. Acknowledgments
37. A Note About the Author
38. Copyright