CONTENTS
How This Book Became an Official Oprah’s Book Club™Pick
(Not that You Asked)
Why I Crush on Vonnegut
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Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt, Part One
About My Sexual Failure
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How to Write Sex Scenes: The 12-Step Program
Concerning the Laughable Nature of Literary Fame
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A Recipe to Die for, A Band to Worship
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In Tribute to My Republican Homeys
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How I Became a Baby Daddy
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10 Ways I Killed My Daughter Within Her First 72 Hours of Life