Contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Contents
  6. Author’s Note
  7. Part One: Hell
    1. 1: The Crowd Loves Density
    2. 2: Are You a Good Person?
    3. 3: You Must Love Jesus More Than Your Own Life
    4. 4: He’s Heaven-Sent
    5. 5: Dream On
    6. 6: The People and the Anti-People
    7. 7: They Even Downsized Walmart
    8. 8: It’s All Psyops
    9. 9: Ordinary People
    10. 10: She’d Kill to Win
    11. 11: The Leader Wants to Survive
  8. Part Two: Purgatory
    1. 12: Her Penis Is Swinging
    2. 13: I’d Pick Up His Poop
    3. 14: I Would Fight You for Him
    4. 15: That Black Woman Was Not Here
    5. 16: We Are Kicking Their Ass
    6. 17: Thousands Cried Out . . . Some Fainted
    7. 18: A Self-Induced Imaginary Frenzy
    8. 19: They Got Full of Ideas
    9. 20: We Have a Solution
    10. 21: Coercion. Domination. Control.
  9. Part Three: Paradise
    1. 22: I Won’t Bend Over and Lick Their Ass
    2. 23: The Q Clock Will Blow Your Mind
    3. 24: Someday We’ll Go for a Horseback Ride
  10. Acknowledgments
  11. Select Bibliography
  12. Notes
  13. About the Author
  14. Also by Carl Hoffman
  15. Copyright
  16. About the Publisher
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