CONTENTS
“I AM NOT HERE TO DECEIVE; I AM HERE TO TEACH”
(From an address delivered on Twain’s seventieth birthday, December 5, 1905)
“YOU DO A GIRL TOLERABLE POOR”
(From Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Chapter 11)
(Address delivered on April 15, 1882)
THE STORY OF THE BAD LITTLE BOY
(In Sketches New and Old)
THE STORY OF THE GOOD LITTLE BOY
(In Sketches New and Old)
(Address delivered on February 10, 1887)
(Address delivered on November 13, 1879)
(From What Is Man? And Other Essays)
(An address delivered in November 1873)
(In The $30,000 Bequest)
(Harpers Bazar, February 1910)
PLYMOUTH ROCK AND THE PILGRIMS
(From an address delivered on December 22, 1881)
(Address delivered on December 22, 1876)
(From an address delivered on December 6, 1906)
(From an address delivered on January 22, 1906)
(From “What Mr. Paul Bourget Thinks of Us,” North American Review, January 1895)
DISGRACEFUL PERSECUTION OF A BOY
(In Galaxy, May 1870)
THE PRIVATE HISTORY OF A CAMPAIGN THAT FAILED
(In The American Claimant)
V. Religion and the Moral Order
(In Galaxy, May 1870)
(In San Francisco Golden Era, March 18, 1866)
HOW I BECAME INTERESTED IN SATAN
(From Is Shakespeare Dead?)
THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL MORALS
(Address delivered on July 8, 1899)
(From Chapter 43, Innocents Abroad)
AS CONCERNS INTERPRETING THE DEITY
(In What Is Man? And Other Essays)
(Following the Equator, Chapter 51)
(In What Is Man? And Other Essays)
(In Harper’s Magazine, October 1914)
(In The $30,000 Bequest)
(Address delivered November 20, 1900)
(A Tramp Abroad, Chapter 50)
IMPERIAL HONORS TO AN AMERICAN
(From The Innocents Abroad, Chapter 15)
(From The Innocents Abroad, Chapter 23)
(From The Innocents Abroad, Chapter 27)
(From The Innocents Abroad, Chapter 38)
(From The Innocents Abroad, Chapter 58)
(Roughing It, Chapter 72)
(From Following the Equator, Chapter 68)