Author’s Note.

dear reader.

Welcome to The Terrifying Realm of the Possible. What you are about to read is a series of stories about five people. They are the essence of deep neurosis and barely functioning madness. They are a people deranged. This is not an autobiography, but rather a series of nightmares. Nightmares of who I really am, or who I could become. Please don’t judge me. But when you do judge me, ask yourself: Am I judging Brett Gelman or am I judging myself? Is that defensive? Maybe. Okay, scratch that. Let’s take judgment out of this. Just enjoy. Or don’t. You are your own person with your own free will.

Thank you for your time.

Love,

Brett Gelman