Contents.

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Author’s Note

Abraham Amsterdam

1. Abraham and the Demons in His Head

2. Popular

3. The Abraham Amsterdam Show: A Play

4. Dear Diary

5. Abraham Amsterdam’s Nightly Prayers

6. The Agency

Mendel Freudenberger

7. The Legends of Mordecai Freudenberger

8. Mendel’s One-Man Show

9. The Selected Poems of Mendel Freudenberger

10. Mendel Loves Liz/Liz Loves Mendel

11. The Time Mendel Freudenberger Sold Weed

Jackie Cohen

12. Jackie’s Death Trip

13. Jackie’s Love Memoirs: An Excerpt

14. Auschwitz Antebellum: The Oral History

15. Mamamorphosis

16. Canceled Dinner

17. The Apology

Iris Below

18. Condolences

19. My Husband, the Bird

20. Iris’s Birthday Lunch

21. Dear Diary

22. Abraham Lincoln’s House

Z

23. Z’s Mistake

24. Z Meets Satan

25. The Dog

26. Choose Your Own Adventure

27. The Writer

About the Author

Copyright

About the Publisher