Dan dan mien is a classic Szechuan dish made with the unique mouth-numbing Szechuan pepper corns. It’s so flavorful. It’s delicious. It’s the most sent back dish at Button Mash, and one of the most loved ones as well. Numbing sensations ain’t for everyone.


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2–4 SERVINGS

 

SAUCE:


¼ cup Superconcentrated Cantonese Chicken Stock

2 tablespoons light soy sauce

½ tablespoon Chinese sesame paste

1 tablespoon Chinkiang brand vinegar

3 tablespoons chili oil

2 teaspoons sesame oil

1½ teaspoons sugar

2 teaspoons Szechuan/Sichuan red pepper corns, dry roasted

NOODLES:


2 tablespoons minced garlic

1 teaspoon minced ginger

3 tablespoons chopped scallions

2 tablespoons Szechuan/Sichuan preserved vegetables*

½ pounds ground pork

1 tablespoon Chinese cooking wine

½ teaspoon kosher salt

8 ounces fresh ramen noodles or 11 ounces dry noodles (refer to Garlic Noodle recipe, for notes, options, and thoughts on other noodles)

Cilantro, for garnish

Peanuts, coarsely chopped, for garnish

Crispy shallots, for garnish

Black pepper, freshly cracked, for garnish

Pickled Mustard Greens, for garnish


 

BALLS OUT

40–80 SERVINGS

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SAUCE:


5 cups Superconcentrated Cantonese Chicken Stock

2½ cups light soy sauce

10 tablespoons Chinese sesame paste

1¼ cups Chinkiang brand vinegar

3¾ cups chili oil

¾ cups plus

1⅓ tablespoons sesame oil

10 tablespoons sugar

¾ cups plus 1⅓ tablespoons Szechuan/Sichuan red pepper corns, dry roasted

NOODLES:


2½ cups minced garlic

6⅔ tablespoons minced ginger

3¾ cups chopped scallions

2½ cups Szechuan/Sichuan preserved vegetables *

10 pounds ground pork

1¼ cups Chinese cooking wine

3⅓ tablespoons kosher salt

10 pounds fresh ramen noodles or 13¾ pounds dry noodles (refer to Garlic Noodle recipe, for notes, options, and thoughts on other noodles)


 

1.    FOR THE (LOVE OF) SAUCE: Combine all sauce ingredients in a bowl. Mix well. Set aside.

2.    NOODLES FOR THE WIN: Set up an ice bath in a bowl large enough to hold the noodles in.

3.    Heat up a pot of 2-inches of water until you achieve a rolling boil. Drop noodles in and time. (Refer to the Garlic Noodle [Make-Out Noodles], to advise on best al dente times.)

4.    Then remove noodles from pot, shake off excess and shock noodles in ice bath for 2 minutes. Remove, shake of excess, and transfer noodles to serving bowl. Set aside.

5.    Heat up a pan with a little bit of oil over medium heat, and sauté garlic, ginger, scallions, and preserved vegetables together until fragrant. Then add pork and stir-fry while breaking apart until it is a tad crispy and no longer pink.

            Next add Chinese wine and scrape up all the bits to deglaze the pan. Season with salt. Remove from heat, transfer to bowl of noodles. Top meat with ¼ cup of your recently mixed sauce. Garnish with scallions, peanuts, shallots, black pepper, and pickled mustard greens on the side. Mix, and enjoy the numbing flavors . . . unless your mouth is so numb that it reminds you of being in a dentist’s chair, then slow down and enjoy life a little bit more maybe.

*  Preserved = pickled, and they’re pretty standard at most Asian stores. Play around with different ones to figure out the ones you like best (especially for this dish)