CONTENTS

Introduction

FOUNDING

1. A Torch in the Night

2. Scandals of the French Empire

3. Four Weddings & a Fur Trader

4. The Fires of Elizabeth Simcoe

5. The New Year’s Duel

6. A Dangerous Charivari

7. Shipwrecks & Disgrace

8. The Inspector General of Private Accounts

THE WAR OF 1812

9. The Myth of the Stirrup Cup

10. Should I Fall

11. FitzGibbon’s Leave

DEMOCRACY

12. The Rebel Isabel

13. No Pity for the Blacksmith

14. A Box for Mary James

15. Your Movements Are Watched

16. Adultery at Osgoode Hall

17. The Blue School Boys

THE BOOMING METROPOLIS

18. Escape from Kentucky

19. The Suspicious Oyster Shop

20. The Winter Accident

21. The Mother of Confederation

22. The Tomb in High Park

23. The Secrets of Jalna

24. “A Cry from an Indian Wife”

25. The Queen of Hearts

THE GREAT WARS

26. A Five-Dollar Date

27. Longboat’s Widow

28. Hemingway Hates Toronto

29. The Great Stork Derby

30. The Incorrigible Velma Demerson

31. The Clay Ladies

32. Heartbroken Spies

33. Miriam’s Judaica

34. The Blizzard

THE MODERN CITY

35. Little Green

36. I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

37. Elizabeth Taylor’s Love Nest

38. The Napalm Girl

39. Maggie at the El Mo

40. The Michaels

Epilogue: The Ongoing History of Kissing in Toronto

Acknowledgements

Selected Bibliography & Further Reading

About the Author