THE REAL & TOTALLY MIGHTY
TABLE OF FRIGGIN’
CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION Fighting: Why Not?

              ONE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? PART 1

             TWO LET’S GET IT ON

           THREE FAR EAST FIGHTING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

            FOUR JAILHOUSE ROCK

             FIVE THERE’S NOTHING QUITE LIKE
                    BREAKING ANOTHER MAN’S JAW

              SIX CURBS, CAR DOORS & YOU

          SEVEN THE REAL SAD AND WEEPY PART OF OUR STORY

           EIGHT THE ONLY FIGHT SPORT
                    MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE

            NINE I, SPARTACUS!

            TEN SO YOUR EAR’S BEEN BITTEN BY MIKE TYSON …

        ELEVEN SO YOU’VE BEEN BEATEN UP … OR, WHAT THE HELL
                  ARE YOU LOOKING AT? PART 2

       TWELVE SO YOU’RE KNOCKED OUT: OPTIONS TO CONSIDER

      THIRTEEN “I KILLED A MAN”

     FOURTEEN I, SOCCER HOOLIGAN!

       FIFTEEN HOLIDAY ON ICE, OR, WHAT TO DO WHEN CONFRONTED
                  BY AN ANGRY CANADIAN WITH A STICK

       SIXTEEN I STOOP TO CONQUER

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