Contents

1. Cover
2. Title Page
3. Welcome
4. Acknowledgments
5. Chapter One: Wherein the Misses Loontwill Cope with Scandal in Their Midst
6. Chapter Two: In Which Lord Maccon Is Likened to a Small Cucumber
7. Chapter Three: Alexia Engages in Entomology
8. Chapter Four: Tea and Insults
9. Chapter Five: In Which Ivy Hisselpenny and Professor Lyall Are Given Too Much Responsibility
10. Chapter Six: Under the Name Tarabotti
11. Chapter Seven: The Trouble with Vampires
12. Chapter Eight: Trial by Snuff, Kumquat, and Exorcism
13. Chapter Nine: How Not to Cross an Alpine Pass
14. Chapter Ten: In Which Alexia Meddles with Silent Italians
15. Chapter Eleven: Wherein Alexia Encounters Both Pesto and a Mysterious Jar
16. Chapter Twelve: The Great Scotch Egg Under the Thames
17. Chapter Thirteen: Picnicking with Templars
18. Chapter Fourteen: In Which the Infant-Inconvenience Becomes Considerably More Inconvenient
19. Chapter Fifteen: Ladybugs to the Rescue
20. Chapter Sixteen: On a Bridge over the Arno and Other Romantic Misnomers
21. Extras
    1. Meet the Author
    2. Bonus Material
    3. A Preview of Heartless
    4. A Preview of The Shambling Guide to New York City
22. By Gail Carriger
23. Praise for The Parasol Protectorate Series
24. Orbit Newsletter
25. Copyright