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To the Namer in Chief, Essie Nail Colors

Hello!

As a longtime fan of your shades o’ polish and their funny names, I thought I’d propose a few others, free of charge!

Petite and Perky

Bathing Beauty

Hamptons Hot Tub

Asspen

Backseat Blow Job

South Padre Island Orgy

Duplexxx

Stiletto’d Slut

Janie’s Got a Gun

Cock Gobbler

Virgin Vamp

Booze Cruise

Hummer Holly

Twilight Temptress

Battered Wife

Seductive Sally

Gstaad Roadwhore

Gondola Fondle

Sincerely yours,

Jill Kargman