SO YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK?
In this masterpiece of the how-to genre, Bob Odenkirk asks his readers questions such as You want to write a book? Really? Why? Wasn’t this one good enough for you? What about the other twenty billion books you can pick up for free at the library? Oh, I get it, none of them contain your life story. Are you sure? Have you checked? Double-check.
CATALOG OF MY FEELINGS
A list—literally a list—of the author’s feelings. Not numbered. Neither in alphabetical nor chronological order. No commentary is made, no specifics are given, nothing concrete is described. Set a world record for “most uses of the word angry in a book.” Fascinating.
HOW TO RECYCLE PAPER
A twelve-pound book printed on 100 percent recycled heavyweight card-stock paper. Achieves its aim.