CONTENTS
Chapter One: Bonding with Pumpkin Pete
Chapter Two: Earlobe Lad Still Can’t Fly
Chapter Three: In the Basement of Evil
Chapter Four: Evil Doesn’t Brush Its Teeth
Chapter Six: Evil Eats the Last Fig Newton
Chapter Seven: The Lucky Chapter . . . Or IS It?
Chapter Eight: How You Practice Grammar Powers
Chapter Nine: Princess Floppo the Fish Girl
Chapter Ten: I Have a Headache!
Chapter Eleven: Speedy to the Rescue!
Chapter Thirteen: The Candy Man Can
Chapter Fourteen: “Where Is Everybody?!”
Chapter Fifteen: Earlobe Lad Doesn’t Want His French Fries
Chapter Sixteen: Sugar Doesn’t Hurt People, PEOPLE Hurt People
Chapter Seventeen: “I Don’t Even Want to Know”
Chapter Eighteen: Why I Hate Charisma Kid (a.k.a. Mandrake Steel)
Chapter Nineteen: Mandrake Steel — 7 Guy Martin — O
Chapter Twenty: What Happened Next That Wasn’t Very Pretty
Chapter Twenty: Next Stop: The Twilight Zone
Epilogue I: The First Epil ogue!