Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Epigraph
Twelve Years Ago . . .
A Shooting Star
Now
Jake, I Am Your Father
This Isn’t the First Time . . .
I Want a Divorce
Are We There Yet?
Worst Trip Ever
Welcome, Dadventurers!
Gravity Isn’t Anything to Be Scared Of
The Middlewich Incident
I Just Want to Go Home
I Don’t Believe in Aliens
Lightsabers Are Kind of Lame
Bzzzt!
I Want to Get Off
Don’t Panic!
Dad’s Never Coming Home
Two Hearts
The Aliens Have Got These Probes
70,000 Years Sounds Like for Ever
My Dad Always Told Me Not to Eat My Greens
Smelly Socks!
Are We Still Live?
There’s No Way We Can Escape
A Fate Worse Than Death
Big, Isn’t It?
Prepare to Meet Your Doom
Dancing Out in Space
Twelve Minutes Later . . .
We’re Not Alone
Acknowledgements
Copyright