TABLE OF CONTENTS
Kamikaze
Brilliant Ideas
Auditions, the Universe, and Other Whatnot
Memorizing Porn
Turd in the Punchbowl
Freakin’ Fabulous, The Sitcom
The Switch
Clinton for President!
You Young, Me Restless
Textbook Penis
Stockholm Syndrome
The Way It Went
I’m Waiting
Your a Psychopath
Salad Days
Rich and Famous
Afterword
Acknowledgments
About Clinton Kelly