Contents

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Introduction by Raj

Would you like to meet the characters in the story?

Chapter One: Funny Face

Chapter Two: Laugh or Shriek

Chapter Three: Lurk in the Murk

Chapter Four: A Brussels Sprout Up Each Nostril

Chapter Five: Snort

Chapter Six: Wiggle Your Bottom

Chapter Seven: Honking Hooter

Chapter Eight: Slap-Bang

Chapter Nine: An Elephant Ate it

Chapter Ten: Pigtastic

Chapter Eleven: Mucky Bottoms

Chapter Twelve: Attack of the Noses

Chapter Thirteen: A Dropped Blancmange

Chapter Fourteen: Licked Back to Life

Chapter Fifteen: A Splendid Day Out

Epilogue

Footnotes

Glossary

Previously written by David Walliams

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