LOOK, TEXTS FROM STUART SHAH

Holy shit, this is crazy. I accidentally shampooed my hair three times yesterday, just thinking about him and, yeah. Doing what we did again.

Stuart: Mariana’s reading tonight at the Dartmouth library and she asked me to read with her!!!

Me: OMG. Congratulations!

Stuart: It’s at 5. Come?

Me: If I can finish the Blindness essay due tomorrow, yes.

Stuart: Well, what are you doing still texting me? Write write write!

Me: hahaha

Stuart: See you at 5. ;)

Me: God willing

Stuart: I didn’t know you were religious.

Me: I’m sorry, I meant dog willing.

Stuart: GO WRITE SO I CAN SEE YOU!