TEXTS FROM STUART SHAH, NPC EDITION

You have to hand it to him, the man is a natural writer. Though he asks the same question every morning, I have never received the same text from Stuart twice.

Stuart: how are you feeling today?

Stuart: feeling chipper this morning?

Stuart: good day today?

Stuart: how’s my baby?

Stuart: is today a good day?

Stuart: how’s the health?

Stuart: feeling dapper?

Stuart: is the sun treating you well this morning?

Stuart: need anything from me this morning?

Stuart: how’s it shakin’?

Stuart: how’s the baby girl?

Stuart: what’s good this morning lady?

Stuart: how’s life on this rainy day?

Stuart: how’s sammie?

Stuart: how’s my girl?

Stuart: ok?

Stuart: ca va?

Stuart: doing well?