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1. The zombie moose was back.
2. Our parents aren’t vampire-murdering dickheads.
3. They’re evaluating the zombie moose’s general health.
4. Can you confirm if I’m adopted?
5. My brother had all the luck.
6. I’m a queen at striking out.
7. I had a morning wolf problem.
8. You mean beyond her status as an undead moose?
9. Why does the car think the truck is stupid?
10. I’d miss the set if I left it behind.
11. Ah, Canadians. So polite, always.
12. So much for being a nice, polite Canadian.
13. I was outclassed by a moose I’d killed with my truck.
14. All in all, I couldn’t tell which one of us was the pet.
15. Why did you leash your wife?
16. What a pity. I have to sit here and watch a pretty woman catch a fish.
17. What happened to playing as ponies?
18. I’m riding the Pale Horse of Death, and nobody has died yet.
19. The speed of moose translated to roughly a hundred and sixty kilometers an hour.
20. I feel we’ve spent most of the day going through the universe’s biggest zoo.
21. You want the vampires to form triads?
22. I’m the world’s best platypus.
Epilogue: I’m a plaidypus now.
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